Blokey listy WOMAD review
Things to be criticised (not many, just getting them over with first)
Rain and mud (but for that, no-one except God or Exxon Mobil

-- whichever is the most powerful -- can be blamed)
Bad distribution of toilets (enough of them, but too many concentrated in limited places). And no urinals, but I think they had understandable problems setting those up??
Beer tents running out of beer (not intended though -- two managers of different tents nicely told me -- in response to my
polite qustion -- that they had fully intended to import more Bath Ale, but the conditions/logistics stopped it).
Candi Stanton -- just shit, really, IMO, on any level. I don't like Gospel, which is no doubt ignorant (or atheist!

) of me, and no doubt she was good at what she did, but I just found her evangelical wailing and constant God references fuckin annoying)
Distribution of various crew passes and supposedly relevant wristbands was beyond the comprehension of anyone sane (2 different places, a long way from each other, to pick up these two essentials for photographers/reviewers and no doubt others). I wasn't personally affected, being a pleb, but 5cozzie and Kazric (from elsewhere) and kerplunk all were given the runaround to get sorted.
Excessive reverence given by some of the crowd to the Earl of Suffolk and Viscount Andover when they came on stage to welcome people on Thursday -- they were blandly, poshly pleasant enough, and
comparatively harmless, but there's
really no need at all for
that amount of clapping -- distracts me from measuring them for lampposts!
Probably a few other criticisms, but not that important overall ....
Things to be praised
In the main, the lovely friendly, positive, resilient people.
Site is beautiful. Yes IS -- and will be even more so in next year's mudfree one! To be reluctantly fair, the noble 'owners' made a point of prospectively welcoming people back next year, when they did a Charity Prizedraw late on Sunday)
Bath Gem and Wild Hare (while they lasted)
Hot Spicey Cider
My loudly chanting and self appointed (but not at all objected to!) promotion job highly succesfully drumming up trade for Hot
and Spicey Cider ("Not only remarkably Hot, but also especially Spicey! Contains 6% Alcohol from Somerset! Are you cold? Are you wet? Are you miserable? Are you insufficiently drunk? Improve your mood and your warmth and your life and your lovelife and be a better, happier, drunker person with Hot AND Spicey Cider, available right here, right now at this very stall, with free dance Tent attached!!" etc etc etc

) after midnight on Saturday and Sunday nights. Ca. 70 or 80 extra purchasers over two very muddy nights, with a mudbath between path and stall, on top of the hardcore who were always going to drink. I met loads of interesting, nice, mad, drunk people, got free Cider, two with a shot of Cider Brandy in them, bought a great hash truffle on Sunday, and it was FUN! ("Last alcohol stop before the M4" ; [to a Nirvana shirt wearer] : "Kurt would have loved it!" etc etc)
Having a very (un?) reasonable amount to smoke.
Four last pints of Chucklehhead Cider on Friday.
Malmesbury Merchants -- fantastic Indian food from one of the town's few (I suspect) curryhouses -- best veggie curry I've had for AGES -- massive plateful, really really tasty, well and subtly cooked, and cheap for the excellence you got -- even at £6=
Ultra weird illuminated/projected tree-faces on Sunday night, in the place not called the Glade.
Peter Gabriel, especially Blood of Eden. Don't argue!
Toots and the Maytals -- Even better (and unrecognisably good, compared to two weeks ago at Guilfest, where Mr Hibbert had temporarily lost his voice)
Steel Pulse -- Even better -- and the Jamaica/Brum crossover influence showed when they did some Heavy Metal axe hero skanking in deep Dub ... wonderful. But Handsworth Revolution (more Brum!) was especially class
Mr Scruff. You know it!
Sunshine! Amazingly, lots of it -- if you ignored what was knee downwards ...
A new and lovely pal, Dready Lisa from near Bristol, who got in on a 'recycled' wristband (see earlier) and who plans (now!) to come to Endorse It!
BBC Asian Network Tent -- with some HARDCORE Drum and Bass on Saturday night. Was the DJ the geezer JTG was rooting for earlier in this thread? Doesn't matter, a great party central tent to shelter in ...
Sheila Chandra -- truly lovely voice.
Mariza -- great sad Portuguese fado voice, and a wonderfully expressive performer, but I especially loved her ridiculously English introductory phrase "I hope you are all having a very pleasant afternoon" -- 700 plus years of friendly alliance between England and Portugal (until last year, anyway!!), with never a war between the two countries, have got to count for something! She never learnt that phrase from the Yanks!
Bill Cobham (USA -- a very cool Yank). Fifty or so drums in one kit, the best Jazz drummer in the WORLD he's called and I can understand why -- he's been to WOMAD many times, but I'd never seen him until now. Genius.
Unexpectedly impressed, while intending to hate them spot (I was walking past from a beer tent, alright?) : "JC" and BC"
that's 'quite well known' pianist Jamie Cullum and his 'better because untainted' bassist brother Ben, I'm afraid -- they got the crowd
justifiably roaring, punks, dreads, non 'WOMAD type' people included -- really really good.
Unexpectedly unimpressed, while intending to love them spot : The Warsaw Village Band -- I love the idea of Polish traditional./Eastern European traditional/fast Klezmer/Balkan Wedding gypsy music (apparantly they're meant to throw all these into their mix) but the whole thing was a mess, sadly, and they lost their audience -- many walked off including me! (this one should be in the 'bad tings' list I spose, but what the hell, it follows from the above thematically, just for a contrast ... )
The ultra cool Anarcho-Soviet flag on Sunday -- will post a pic when I can.
Very lovely WOMAD flags as always. More than at Glastonbury, even though they're the same ones ...
Clean toilets with lots of paper at all times.
The pub at Kemble Station on Monday, I arrived at the station nearly two hours early, but I was only entitled to one specific train .... Never mind though! There was plenty of Arkells 3B Ale (superb, even though from Swindon!) and a welcoming Landlord who didn't mind us festie types at all so long as we took our muddy boots off -- no bother, given the lovely sunny conditions and dry garden)
Probably loads more to add, but that'll do for now!
ETA -- 2 more Good Things :
Tinariwen -- only three of them were able to make it (transport problems etc.) , but they were great anyway!
Calexico -- never seen them before, but I loved them.