Wife humiliated in 99p store

[DexterTCN]

...What would you do?

Go shopping.

It was my son though, not the mrs. A confrontation between me with my son and the manager and his (soon to be shoved over) guard.

 

[Gromit]

I know plenty of people who would feel humiliated in a 99p store without anything happening.

Besides - who the fuck steals from a shop that sells 99p things?

My mate once worked in a pound shop. I think his answer would have been...

Most of the employees. Apparently almost everyone he worked with was walking off with stuff.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Yeah, there is. You couuuuuuuuuuuuuuld blow up the shop, murder the bloke's family, force feed him cheap peanut butter until he chokes to death, throw paint all round the shop, write a letter of complaint etc. etc.

What sort of cunt are you, Ken?

FFS, writing a letter of complaint! You bastard!

 

[ViolentPanda]

It's not worth the bus fare.

It's no big deal but common guys nobody want their missus getting that kind of treatment, not when she isn't too well. We ain't got much money at the moment and I know that stress is contributing to her ill health. I just feel really sad for her to be humiliated like that at a point when she is struggling to put food on the table.

I dont dont see why this shouldnt make a thread I'mstillhigh. It's a valid question, the guy said you had to leave the store after buying goods which isn't right or against the law and I wanted to clarify that.

You're not obligated to leave the store after buying goods, and as long as you take and retain a receipt you're fine and have comeback if any jobsworth in a monkey suit tries to pull you.

 

[ViolentPanda]

You watched him get a heart attack whilst he was ass-fucking your mother?

Sick, dude.

We prefer "arse-fucking" this side of the pond, old bean, or even "rectally-pleasuring".

 

[ViolentPanda]

In my country we say 'arse' and not 'ass'.

You tell the Americophile!

 

[ViolentPanda]

Ah, but the majority of people who speak your language will say "ass" rather than "arse".

That's because they're donkeys.


</gets coat>

 

[ViolentPanda]

I know a Johnny Play-it-safe. He owns a £2 million mansion in Hampstead and keeps a mistress in Penge. So SUCK ON THAT!

Is having a mistress in Penge really something to boast about, though?

Now if you'd said Surbiton...