Wife humiliated in 99p store

[Sadken]

Well whichever bit Im talking to, tell him not to do it again, it was the equivalent of finding your dads porn collection.

Or walking in on your mum fucking Evil Kenevil! In the bum! Hers!

 

[Yetman]

Hang on, who is and who is not dead? Cos I've definitely seen somebody anally violate my mum, but without him wearing the jumpsuit, I couldn't say for sure it was Kenevil. Hang on a minute....KEN-EVIL.......FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

Mind you, I wouldnt trust a damn thing that Kenevil says. He's a konniver you konow

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I would let it go this time but if I choose to go into the store again and he tried something similar I would answer him back and get other members of staff, or indeed customers, involved.

It's amazing what a bit of scrutiny from other members of the public will do to make someone embarrased by their actions!

 

[Yetman]

Or walking in on your mum fucking Evil Kenevil! In the bum! Hers!

Lol! I'm gonna fuck you right up my bum mother. Fucker.

Now.....Get your tits off bitch

 

[Sadken]

Lol! I'm gonna fuck you right up my bum mother. Fucker.

Now.....Get your tits off bitch

There's your answer, Cloud. Hope we've been of assistance. Love to the mrs.

 

[girasol]

I once walked out of supermarket with a trolley with a few things in it and no one came after me.

Just goes to show how useless security guards really are.

p.s. I walked out in anger and I fully expected someone to come after me.

 

[Santino]

In my country we say 'arse' and not 'ass'.

 

[rennie]

maybe and here's a fucking radical idea...

you might let it go, and make a personal note for both of you to not shop at a poundstore again.

might be the most productive thign you can do...

I agree with garf shocker!

 

[girasol]

In my country we say 'arse' and not 'ass'.

You own a whole country? Bows down to King Alex B

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

person that generalises about the intelligence of someone based on their job role and location of job = moron.

jesus.. you really must be a moron

 

[Throbbing Angel]

jesus.. you really must be a moron

yep,\was thinking that

FUCK THAT SHIT, ASS FUCK HIM IN THE MUM

 

[Yetman]

At least it wasnt in Sainsbury's or M&S or something though eh

 

[Throbbing Angel]

At least it wasnt in Sainsbury's or M&S or something though eh

 

[Sadken]

Haha, you blew the smiley acknowledgement, yetman! You had to go weird on his ass didn't you? Just couldn't help yourself, could you? And what've you got to show for it? A , yetman, a fucking .

 

[Santino]

You own a whole country? Bows down to King Alex B

It's on my planet and in my galaxy too. And most people speak my first language and are of my species.

Funny thing, language.

 

[kabbes]

It's on my planet and in my galaxy too. And most people speak my first language and are of my species.

Funny thing, language.

Ah, but the majority of people who speak your language will say "ass" rather than "arse".

 

[Santino]

Ah, but the majority of people who speak your language will say "ass" rather than "arse".

Some of them like Dan Brown books too, what's your point?

 

[kabbes]

Some of them like Dan Brown books too, what's your point?

About 8 inches.

 

[Voley]

FUCK THAT SHIT, ASS FUCK HIM IN THE MUM

Post of the year!

 

[Cloud]

heh the title is quite hilarious really innit

 

[Yetman]

Haha, you blew the smiley acknowledgement, yetman! You had to go weird on his ass didn't you? Just couldn't help yourself, could you? And what've you got to show for it? A , yetman, a fucking .

Johnny-play-it-safe never got anywhere in life young kenneth, you gotta throw the odd curve ball out there to keep the fuckers on their toes

 

[Cloud]

I know plenty of people who would feel humiliated in a 99p store without anything happening.

Besides - who the fuck steals from a shop that sells 99p things?

 

[girasol]

Funny thing, language.

I know, it's hilarious

 

[Griff]

Wouldn't have happened in Waitrose.

 

[Santino]

Johnny-play-it-safe never got anywhere in life young kenneth, you gotta throw the odd curve ball out there to keep the fuckers on their toes

I know a Johnny Play-it-safe. He owns a £2 million mansion in Hampstead and keeps a mistress in Penge. So SUCK ON THAT!

 

[Yetman]

I know a Johnny Play-it-safe. He owns a £2 million mansion in Hampstead and keeps a mistress in Penge. So SUCK ON THAT!

Yeah I know I'm just still bitter about the whole thing

 

[Gromit]

Security Guard at pound store = moron

What do you expect? They only paid a pound for him.

If you want decent security you have to pay for it. Next time they should go to Lidl.

 

[internetstalker]

Besides - who the fuck steals from a shop that sells 99p things?

Dunno but they must be tuppance short of a nugget!

 

[Sasaferrato]

I like the way you feel protective of your missus

You are always protective of your mrs. I punched a guy on a flower stall at Woolwich market after he accused her of taking flowers and not paying. I wasn't beside her when the incident happened, when I met up with her she was in tears. You would travel far to meet a more honest person than Mrs Sas.

The guy firstly denied that he had said it, then changed his mind and said she had tried to steal the flowers. At that point I decked him.

 

[Popsicle]

Besides - who the fuck steals from a shop that sells 99p things?

I saw someone doing it a few months ago - a pile of bumper packs of Juicy Fruit chewing gum.

He just picked them up and shoved them in his bag, in full view of everyone.