why we go awwwwww at cats

[Agent Sparrow]

bunch of furry fuckwits!

To be fair they don't look the brightest of cats!

More reasons for why cats aren't boring...

http://www.energyradio.fm/content/sillycats.asx

 

[LDR]

But they look so cwute when they're all dressed up...

You're not one of these adults that still keeps soft toys on their bed by any chance are you?

 

[Agent Sparrow]

You're not one of these adults that still keeps soft toys on their bed by any chance are you?

No, sorry to disapoint but the only teddy I have is my favourate teddy from the age of 2 with the gammy leg. He's called Harry. And anyone who thinks keeping that makes me pathetic is a heartless bastard!

 

[Streathamite]

No, sorry to disapoint but the only teddy I have is my favourate teddy from the age of 2 with the gammy leg. He's called Harry. And anyone who thinks keeping that makes me pathetic is a heartless bastard!

more sense in keeping the cat. it has a functional value - a nutritional one

 

[Agent Sparrow]

more sense in keeping the cat. it has a functional value - a nutritional one

*ignores the nasty troll and doesn't rise to the bait*

 

[zcat]

Still, here's my contribution, that's what these threads are for, innit?

cute cat:

Cats are the dog's bollocks!

I think you will find that the dogs bolloxs are just that bollox attached to dogs

 

[zcat]

bunch of furry fuckwits!

try dressing mine up - you won;t live long.

LOL

 

[Streathamite]

*ignores the nasty troll and doesn't rise to the bait*

give it time.....

 

[SwizzleStiX]

I communicate with one of my cats on a very interesting level, he's almost like a brother. no shit.

My mrs finds it fascinating how close the cat and I are.

He follows me everywhere, and I do mean everywhere, he likes nothing more than to sit next to me when I'm being erbilicious, or when I'm surfing, wakes me in the morning, lies next to me when I get in the bed. He comes up to the toilet with me even... he doesn't just stare blankly at me, he actually motions his head, paws me, bumps me, licks me all the time.. legs, arms, bal' head when I'm lying down, he has about a dozen different meows at different levels, indicating different things.

He looks at me then looks at things, i.e. if his bean bag needs plumping up, if he's hungry or thirsty or wants to go out...

the other cat does similar typical cat traits, meows loud when he's hungry, goes to the door if he wants to go out etcetera, but the 'human' one does it differently... very very weird.

I think it all goes back to a magic mushroom trip I had at home with the cat when he was a kitten, I connected with him, the house too mind, but especially with the cat and since then it's been very spooky.

This is him...

Awww lovely silky creet Annie and George are great at communicating and always lettuce know what they want

 

[SwizzleStiX]

<applauds>
actually, I know the reason why so many reasonable people go awww at cats; it's cause you're bloody hungry, and you correctly envisage that cat as a tasty meal
sits back, smirks, waits confidently for flaming

*Yawns very loudly*
Don't you have any different jokes

 

[Agent Sparrow]

*Yawns very loudly*

In fact,

 

[SwizzleStiX]

In fact,

 

[SwizzleStiX]

Tis Georgous George Posting under Rad Nance

<applauds>
actually, I know the reason why so many reasonable people go awww at cats; it's cause you're bloody hungry, and you correctly envisage that cat as a tasty meal
sits back, smirks, waits confidently for flaming

I know you don't mean it Jezza, you love me really you do, i sit on your lap now and then

 

[SubZeroCat]

Cat lovers are so boring that talking to them is like listening to Coldplay on repeat for three weeks.

You live with two cat lovers, one of which you're married to

Although I'm with you on the angry at Lil (the pissy cat) thing.....my Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix and The Beatles originals are now ruined.



AND the living room smells of cat piss...

 

[Major Tom]

 

[Donna Ferentes]

In my view people who express disrespectful opinions about cats should be made to visit Longleat and explain themselves to some of the larger members of the species.

 

[LDR]

I'm quite happy to do that but I'm not using any baby talk.

I think cats deserve more respect than that. I see them as worthy adversaries.

 

[pilchardman]

We don't. We feel repulsion.

 

[Shirl]

Fecking cats I had two cats and one died. I was quite resigned to be left with one cat. Then another one turned up and moved in with us.
OK, I thought, I'll be happy to have two cats again.
Then another cat turned up and moved in with us where does it end

 

[FridgeMagnet]

In a place with lots of cats!

awwwwww

 

[Shirl]

In a place with lots of cats!

awwwwww

Want a cat mistoh?

 

[Jazzz]

This thread seems to be fulfilling a useful function in weeding out the dodgy posters who don't like cats... in fact, there's an idea for a poll...

 

[Shirl]

This thread seems to be fulfilling a useful function in weeding out the dodgy posters who don't like cats... in fact, there's an idea for a poll...

You're alright you are

 

[Agent Sparrow]

In a place with lots of cats!

Yey!

 

[Donna Ferentes]

Personally I find Siamese a little de trop.

 

[KellyDJ]

cause they're cute of course

 

[Streathamite]

This thread seems to be fulfilling a useful function in weeding out the dodgy posters who don't like cats... in fact, there's an idea for a poll...

absolutely nuffink dodgy about not liking cats - all down to personal preference, innit. I don't mind cats, atchers, i just find people who go all moist over them a tad weird

 

[Donna Ferentes]

This thread seems to be fulfilling a useful function in weeding out the dodgy posters who don't like cats...

The cats already know who they are.

 

[joustmaster]

this is how i see all cats
evil sharp monsters

 

[T & P]

this is how i see all cats
evil sharp monsters

How dare you


I'm setting Fluffy on you