why oh why oh why

[foo]

don't worry foo, it's not just because of that. there are all the other things as well.

like what?

come on musty. i'm feeling assertive today.

list all the other things.

i'm now playing that Black and Gold song. i bet that's really shit too.

 

[Iam]

what about leona lewis?

I'm aware that she won some TV show, but beyond that, couldn't pick her or her music out of a crowd. I am opinion free in this area.

Although, surely she can't possibly be as bad as Blunt...

 

[MysteryGuest]

like what?

come on musty. i'm feeling assertive today.

list all the other things.

i won't post my picture up if you make me list all the other things.

 

[foo]

oh ok.....i think i know what they all are anyway

go on. post your pic up then.

 

[MysteryGuest]

in a minute.

 

[electrogirl]

i really really like james morrison.

 

[foo]

ah, well you see i liked that You Give Me Something that was James Morrison wasn't it?

maybe i'm getting more naff with age. even saying 'naff' probably shows my age.

then again, you're a young un aren't you electrogirl...

 

[spanglechick]

i like a snowpatrol song foo. but it isn't that one.

it's the one where the lyrics are basically a transcript of an argument between a couple and he's been on E and she gives him a blanket that's from the hall to sleep with and it's all cold (cos it's been in the hall).

i like that one.

 

[Rollem]

i'm now playing that Black and Gold song. i bet that's really shit too.

oooh no, we like that in our house

perhaps our house is a naff house though

 

[Voley]

so it was only ironically ironic?

Ironically, yes.

ooh, that James Morrison's really fucking terrible, though. Jo Whiley was fawning all over him on the radio the other day and I quite literally had to stop the car and throw up everywhere. Almost.

 

[spanglechick]

oooh no, we like that in our house

perhaps our house is a naff house though

is that the one tom and camilla did their jive to? is that a real song, then?

 

[Iam]

Isn't James Morrison the sort of sub-Blunt one?

I haven't heard him, either. Fortunately.

 

[Rollem]

is that the one tom and camilla did their jive to? is that a real song, then?

yes, but its better than the version they had!

 

[Voley]

Isn't James Morrison the sort of sub-Blunt one?

I haven't heard him, either. Fortunately.

That's him. You must've heard that 'You Make It Real To Me' one. Bloody nauseating it is.

 

[boskysquelch]

naff= Not Available For Fucking*...prolly true.



*old Naval term with regards to officer's wives when their spouses were on shoreleave...thus when the officers were back at sea the wives were no longer naff.

 

[Voley]

There's a thing. A bit like NORWICH, then.

 

[Rollem]

 

[foo]

naff= Not Available For Fucking*...prolly true.

bosky you kill me

which one is that Spangles? sing it?

 

[Iam]

That's him. You must've heard that 'You Make It Real To Me' one. Bloody nauseating it is.

Oh, ok. I vaguely remember hearing it in someone's car.

 

[foo]

There's a thing. A bit like NORWICH, then.

and you.

have you all gone bloody mad??

what's Norwich got to do with silly songs?

 

[Voley]

Knickers off ready when I come home.

Another charming army expression. And you spell knickers with a K, ffs.

 

[foo]

oooh no, we like that in our house

ah nice one.

it's catchy isn't it.

my son has threatened to play frisbee with my 'My Songs' cd (tbf it was a present from a friend)

 

[foo]

Knickers off ready when I come home.

Another charming army expression. And you spell knickers with a K, ffs.

ha

i quite like that. but then, i'm a wrong un i reckon.

 

[electrogirl]

James Morrisson has a much much better voice than blunt i think. It's way more souly. And less, well, twatty.

 

[spanglechick]

bosky you kill me

which one is that Spangles? sing it?

i'm not turning into JC2, honest!

Please don't go crazy, if I tell you the truth
No you don't know what happened
And you never will if
You don't listen to me while I talk to the wall
This blanket is freezing, it's been out in the hall
Where you've had me for hours
Still I'm sure what I want
But darling I want the same thing that I wanted before
So sweetheart tell me what's up I won't stop no way

Please keep your hands down
And stop raising your voice
It's hardly what I'd be doing if you gave me a choice
It's a simple suggestion can you give me some time
So just say yes or no
Why can't you shoulder the blame
'Cause both my shoulders are heavy
From the weight of us both
You're a big boy now so let's not talk about growth
You've not heard a single word I have said..
Oh, my god

Please take it easy it can't all be my fault
I haven't made half the mistakes
That you've listed so far
Oh baby let me explain something
It's all down to drugs
At least I remember taking them and not a lot else
It seems I've stepped over lines
You've drawn again and again
But if the ecstacy's in, the wit is definitely out
Dr. jekyll is wrestling hyde for my pride

 

[Voley]

my son has threatened to play frisbee with my 'My Songs' cd (tbf it was a present from a friend)

I once hid all my Mum's Tim Buckley albums under the sideboard. A desperate measure but entirely necessary.

 

[foo]

don't know that one Spangles, but then i don't know any of their songs other than Chasing Cars.

he's right though, it's all down to drugs.

 

[spanglechick]

don't know that one Spangles, but then i don't know any of their songs other than Chasing Cars.

he's right though, it's all down to drugs.

i found it for you to listen to

 

[MysteryGuest]

nickers off ready when i come home. it's a song by james blunt, apparently.

 

[MysteryGuest]

oh - somebody appears to have inserted a page's worth of posts when i wasn't looking.