Why is it that one piece of cheese is never enough?

[Jenerys]

I think I may have found my favourite website EVER

 

[Skim]

Skim....who's this guy?

I've let you down, I've let Alef down, I've let the baby down... and I've let myself down.

Life's just a big cheesy mess.

 

[alef]

With all these cheese heads we're going to need a whole city of biscuits...

 

[Skim]

See that little kid in the bottom right-hand corner of the pic? She looks scared.

"Too many crackers, mummy, I dont know about this."

 

[Jenerys]

And look at pushy chav mum in the hat

"gwan Tony get in there, that Duchy Original has your name on it son"

 

[feyr]

mmm cheese

i would kill for a goats cheese and lightly poached egg salad, followed by a bottle of wine

instead i shall stick with my fruit juice and folic acid

gah

 

[Skim]

lightly poached egg

Oh, I'd do anything for a lightly poached egg...

 

[gaijingirl]

I have a friend who's getting married next year and instead of having tiered cake she's having tiered rounds of cheese.

 

[feyr]

Oh, I'd do anything for a lightly poached egg...

we should start a pregnant urbanites who crave forbidden foods, regarless of capitals/punctuation/sylables in username gang

*chews charcoal stick*

 

[onenameshelley]

we should start a pregnant urbanites who crave forbidden foods, regarless of capitals/punctuation/sylables in username gang

*chews charcoal stick*

I was telling trashy about my friend who craved nothing but McDonalds or KFC for her entire pregnancy!! Can you believe she ate that shit 3 or 4 times a day, i pointed out that when the baby finally arrived she had better check it for crispy coating!! Ellie came out perfect (apart from a black eye!) a beautiful and intelligent child

 

[blues]

I craved KFC with eldest - KFC wasn't even common then. Daddy to be wouldn't get it for me ... eldest now veggie and coeliac so couldn't eat it if she wanted to. I blame him

 

[onenameshelley]

I craved KFC with eldest - KFC wasn't even common then. Daddy to be wouldn't get it for me ... eldest now veggie and coeliac so couldn't eat it if she wanted to. I blame him

my dad was forced out of bed most nights to go to the chinese to get half chips /rice and a chicken curry or "she couldnt go to sleep" poor pops, although to show solidarity he would selflessly eat chicken curry and chips with her

 

[Pie 1]

I've just remembered something very cheesy.
I illustrated a book on bread a couple of years ago and one of the recipes was a Brioche baked with a whole Brie inside it.

Hang on, I'll dig out the pic of it...

 

[blues]

my dad was forced out of bed most nights to go to the chinese to get half chips /rice and a chicken curry or "she couldnt go to sleep" poor pops, although to show solidarity he would selflessly eat chicken curry and chips with her

I shoulda married your Dad.

 

[Pie 1]

There you go.

 

[feyr]

*drools*

ive been craving cheeseburgers and egg mcmuffins . and charcoal

but now i want cheesey bready melty goodness!

 

[Skim]

we should start a pregnant urbanites who crave forbidden foods, regarless of capitals/punctuation/sylables in username gang

*chews charcoal stick*

I like the sound of that – very exclusive

Do you really crave charcoal? I've heard of such extreme cravings, like wanting to eat pencils, and have been a bit miffed that I've had no such strong desires to eat weird things. All I've wanted is whole packets of Choco Leibniz biscuits, but there's really nothing new in that.

 

[trashpony]

I like the sound of that – very exclusive

Do you really crave charcoal? I've heard of such extreme cravings, like wanting to eat pencils, and have been a bit miffed that I've had no such strong desires to eat weird things. All I've wanted is whole packets of Choco Leibniz biscuits, but there's really nothing new in that.

Mmmmmm choco leibnitz

Isn't craving for weird things called something? *consults pregnancy bible*
Yes - it's called pica and you're supposed to see your doctor feyr!

I know I will get no weird cravings - I haven't had any yet and it's supposed to be the first three months. It's a bit disappointing

 

[Skim]

What appeals to me about that biscuit is that it says "more chocolate than biscuit" on the box

Pica... that's it! More away from that pencil case, Feyr

Come to think of it, I did have a week early on in the pregnancy where all I could think about was eating chicken-flavoured crisps. But I used to have weeks like that anyway, before I was up the duff.

 

[Biddlybee]

I have a friend who's getting married next year and instead of having tiered cake she's having tiered rounds of cheese.

That will be my wedding cake

 

[trashpony]

What appeals to me about that biscuit is that it says "more chocolate than biscuit" on the box

Pica... that's it! More away from that pencil case, Feyr

Come to think of it, I did have a week early on in the pregnancy where all I could think about was eating chicken-flavoured crisps. But I used to have weeks like that anyway, before I was up the duff.

Have you tried the fake choco leibnitz from Lidl? They're very good and much cheaper

I might pretend to have a craving so that I can join in. I don't even like the thought of food right now - I'm on a queasy roll ... (and I have a foul streaming cold and can't take my usual cocktail of drugs- bah )