Why does everyone like Anchorman? It's so rubbish and gay

[STFC]

I haven't seen it. Is it as gay as Top Gun, or Moulin Rouge? They are quite gay.

 

[Roadkill]

Ah, well I totally see what you're saying, that using gay as an adjective makes me sound like a tweenage retard, whether or not I was using it in an ironic post-modern sense.

The thing is, I'd rather be mistaken for a tweenage retard (and believe me, it's been happening alot lately!), than to start editing down my posts.

Sure it might cause a lot of grief, but so did Schindlers List, and you don't see anyone dissing that now, do you? Imagine if Spielberg had replaced all the gas chambers in that film with 3-star hotels, you think it would still have won him the Oscar? Would it bollocks.

There's only one possible response to this:

 

[Tonay]

A wankfest??? Really? I don't know about this, seems a little bit gay...

 

[Tonay]

And that was gay as in pink shirted AIDS infested bald men, not gay in the post-modern ironic and witty adjective sense.


(Watch now as everyone bursts a vein over the obviously-jokey AIDS comment)

 

[STFC]

And that was gay as in pink shirted AIDS infested bald men, not gay in the post-modern ironic and witty adjective sense.


(Watch now as everyone bursts a vein over the obviously-jokey AIDS comment)

See ya.

 

[jæd]

And that was gay as in pink shirted AIDS infested bald men, not gay in the post-modern ironic and witty adjective sense.


(Watch now as everyone bursts a vein over the obviously-jokey AIDS comment)

Last in...!

 

[Tonay]

You guys are curiously relaxed as you burst your veins.

 

[STFC]

Won't be long now, surely.

 

[Crispy]

I won't bin this, as Tonay's doing a fine job of making an example out of himself

 

[Tonay]

Thanks Crispy.

But tell me this - are you friend or foe?

 

[boozybirdie]

The thing is, I'd rather be mistaken for a tweenage retard (and believe me, it's been happening alot lately!)

That there speaks volumes.

 

[Crispy]

I aim to be impartial in my role as a mod - if I started taking 'sides' then I'd hope I lose the job.

Presonally? I think you're an immature, big-headed wally. Very entertaining, but probably not for the reasons you intend. You're young, though, so there's still hope for the future.

 

[Tonay]

Actually boozy, almost all the times I've been mistaken for being a retard is when I've used the word gay as an adjective.

Don't you think that says more about you guys than it does about myself? Don't you think my being here is sort of like it's opening up a new side of yourselves, a part you'd thought never existed? In some ways, I'm like a mirror. You look at me, and all you see is yourself. Looking a little more sexy than usual.

And Crispy, what are the actual rules? Is it okay for me to say the word gay? Would do I have to do to make sure I'm not banned? Cos I like this forum, to be honest.

 

[boozybirdie]

I'd rather fuck a cactus than resemble you in anyway mate

 

[jæd]

Actually boozy, almost all the times I've been mistaken for being a retard is when I've used the word gay as an adjective.

Still can't see you being mistaken for anything other than a trollin' twat... Though you're managing to insult retards as well...

And Crispy, what are the actual rules? Is it okay for me to say the word gay? Would do I have to do to make sure I'm not banned? Cos I like this forum, to be honest.

Pity... We don't like you much. Naff 'orf. This forum is for the big kids only...

 

[Tonay]

Dude, stop sending me PMs telling me that you can't sleep at night because you hate me so much. It's pretty creepy, albeit funny.

 

[gentlegreen]

I would advise asking mummy to start buying proper fruit juices instead of the Sunny D....

 

[Crispy]

And Crispy, what are the actual rules? Is it okay for me to say the word gay? Would do I have to do to make sure I'm not banned? Cos I like this forum, to be honest.

THE RULES

If lots of people complain, then threads are likely to be binned/deleted/locked. If that happens several times, tempp bans might be in order. But really, the only rule you need to follow is (and I quote from the Book of the Church of Bluestreak) "Don't be a cunt"

*definition of cunt to be decided by consensus

PS: I don't find your use of the word offensive, but others do. It would go well for you if you considered the feelings of others before acting, wherever you are.

 

[Tonay]

Ah, right, okay - don't be a cunt. Seems fair enough.

The problem is, as far as I can tell, I haven't been a cunt. Would I really get a temp ban just because a select few (and we both know who they are) reply to my every post with 'troll' and 'fuck off'?

 

[Crispy]

Maybe. I can't vouch for the other mods.

 

[Tonay]

Crispy, I like you. Do you like me?

What I'm saying is, is that if you had a sister and she wanted to marry me, would you have a big fight with her about it, or just accept and respect her decision, or be really pleased?

 

[futha]

afternoon delight. great choon

 

[gentlegreen]

afternoon delight. great choon

http://users.cis.net/sammy/starland.mid

 

[editor]

Crispy, I like you. Do you like me?

What I'm saying is, is that if you had a sister and she wanted to marry me, would you have a big fight with her about it, or just accept and respect her decision, or be really pleased?

You sound like a trolling cunt to me, bubba.

 

[Tonay]

I believe your decision has been unduly influenced by all the people surrounding my every post screaming 'troll!' and carrying placards and posters with slogans like 'do not feed the tonay' and 'go back under the bridge from whence you came'.

 

[Crispy]

Crispy, I like you. Do you like me?

What I'm saying is, is that if you had a sister and she wanted to marry me, would you have a big fight with her about it, or just accept and respect her decision, or be really pleased?

I'd certainly warn her not too, but hey she's a free human being. If I had a sister of course.

I have read well under a thousand of your words in two days. I don't think that's enough to make a good call about whether I like someone, but I'll let you know - it's not looking good.

 

[gentlegreen]

I believe your decision has been unduly influenced by all the people surrounding my every post screaming 'troll!' and carrying placards and posters with slogans like 'do not feed the tonay' and 'go back under the bridge from whence you came'.

Well it's just difficult to believe that anyone who had the slightest understanding of the culture of Urban75 would barge in here and insult people's sexuality - there is only one worse word that I can think of ....

You are either a troll or 14 years old and I claim my £5.

 

[jæd]

Well it's just difficult to believe that anyone who had the slightest understanding of the culture of Urban75 would barge in here and insult people's sexuality - there is only one worse word that I can think of ....

I think he's a returner, or an alternate personality. And if the latter, I've got my thoughts which one it is.

Then again he could just be a prentious teenager...

 

[Erich Zann]

I think he's a returner, or an alternate personality. And if the latter, I've got my thoughts which one it is.

Then again he could just be a prentious teenager...

if you don't like him, Ignore him. simple really. or maybe you're jealous of him and want him banned.

 

[Celt]

Actually boozy, almost all the times I've been mistaken for being a retard is when I've used the word gay as an adjective.

Don't you think that says more about you guys than it does about myself? Don't you think my being here is sort of like it's opening up a new side of yourselves, a part you'd thought never existed? In some ways, I'm like a mirror. You look at me, and all you see is yourself. Looking a little more sexy than usual.

And Crispy, what are the actual rules? Is it okay for me to say the word gay? Would do I have to do to make sure I'm not banned? Cos I like this forum, to be honest.

you have stopped being amusing and are now just plain offensive.

as you seem to have very limited knowledge of what might cause offense the context in which you use the words gay and retard in this post are highly offensive