who's the smuggest c**t on tv

[Melinda]

Maury Povich! Smugness personified, but his show is jokes!

 

[Lock&Light]

I'm surprised no-one has yet mentioned Andrew Neil.

 

[Kenny Vermouth]

Bill Turnbull - that cunt on BBC breakfast.

 

[Melinda]

Bill Turnbull - that cunt on BBC breakfast.

Noooooo! I like Bill!

 

[souljacker]

and that 2 Pints of Lager astonishes me. 'Poorly written, cliche ridden banality' only scratches the surface.

But always on the telly. Thats what freaks me out. Who watches it?

 

[Badgers]

Who watches it?

Chavs & Pirates

 

[May Kasahara]

Gervais's smugness is ironic, you silly sausages. He's very modest and lovely in real life.

Peter Kaye, however, is an entirely different matter.

Pair of cunts. Smug, unfunny cunts.

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

Fakest of the fakers Gordon Ramsey, less smug more cunt though.

 

[foo]

Jeremy Kyle or Jonathon Ross.

hard to split difference really.

 

[PacificOcean]

But always on the telly. Thats what freaks me out. Who watches it?

*raises hand*

I quite like it.

I nominate mockney twat Jamie Oliver.

and Carol McGriffen of Loose Women, the sanctimonus, Daily Mail waving old bag.

 

[Melinda]

and Carol McGriffen of Loose Women, the sanctimonus, Daily Mail waving old bag.

She is anti ID card, anti-war and pro personal liberty and Ive seen her give a fairly stirling defence of those opinions in the face of Jane "If you've got nothing to hide, ID cards are no problem" McDonald.

 

[Madusa]

Maury Povich! Smugness personified, but his show is jokes!

I used to like that show! He's ok, really.

 

[xes]

Hopw the hell have we got this far without mentioning Jimmy Carr??

 

[Yelkcub]

But always on the telly. Thats what freaks me out. Who watches it?

Talking of that show, I see someone up there's Ralf Little and raise them a Will Mellor.

 

[nino_savatte]

There are too many to count but here's a few

Kaye Adams
Bill Turnbull
Dermot Murnaghan
Dermot O'Leary (what the fuck is he saying?)
Richard Madeley
Sian Williams
Jeremy Kyle
Fiona Phillips
Davina McCall (talentless former cokeheid who shagged Eric Clapton)
Alexa Chung (and that twat who currently presents T4 Summers with her)
Vernon Kay
Ant & Dec
Eamonn Holmes
Tim Lovejoy

 

[Utopia]

All the T4 presenters......apart from Dermot as he's alriiiight

 

[milesy]

carol fucking vorderman.

 

[Melinda]

carol fucking vorderman.

And we have a winner.

Smug vile person selling shit insurance and loans to vulnerale people. Trust me, I know maths. Ugh.

 

[nosos]

Jeremey Kyle

Clearly

 

[zoooo]

Oh yeah! Forgot him.
This discussion is over.

 

[Melinda]

Oh yeah! Forgot him.
This discussion is over.

When he starts flogging loans, based on his 'straight talking, truth teling' reputation- THEN he can take the Smug Cunt Crown from Ms Vorderman.

 

[badlands]

All the T4 presenters......apart from Dermot as he's alriiiight

Dermot plastic paddy O'leary (he who takes on the persona of an eight year old child to present BBLB)
is
absolutely
a
cunt
smug or not

 

[nino_savatte]

Dermot plastic paddy O'leary (he who takes on the persona of an eight year old child to present BBLB)
is
absolutely
a
cunt
smug or not

One thing that I've noticed with him is that he never finishes his words or sentences. An irritating smug, self-satisfied cunt/prick.

 

[ThierryEnnui]

Both the smug cunts off Property Ladder
Trinny & Suzannah
Jamie Theakston
Natasha Kaplinsky
Jo Whiley (more a radio smug cunt really)
Noel Edmonds

 

[ViolentPanda]

I'm totally gobsmacked that none of you shower of goatfuckers have mentioned the two smuggest cunts every to curse tv and radio with their malignant presences.

Robert Robinson (I'll call your fucking bluff with a brick in the face, cunt!! )

and the creepy paedo-seeming Gyles Brandreth and his fucking jumpers

 

[nino_savatte]

I'm totally gobsmacked that none of you shower of goatfuckers have mentioned the two smuggest cunts every to curse tv and radio with their malignant presences.

Robert Robinson (I'll call your fucking bluff with a brick in the face, cunt!! )

and the creepy paedo-seeming Gyles Brandreth and his fucking jumpers

Oh aye, Robinson, what a twat. Is he still hosting Brain of Britain?

Brandreth: I can't understand why I didn't include him in my list. He's also a regular on R4 panel shows like Just a Minute and Quote, Unquote (ugh).

 

[badlands]

Gyles Brandreth.

Sebastian Coe

 

[ViolentPanda]

Oh aye, Robinson, what a twat. Is he still hosting Brain of Britain?

No, he's (fortunately IMO) finally taken out a mortgage to buy the farm.

Brandreth: I can't understand why I didn't include him in my list. He's also a regular on R4 panel shows like Just a Minute and Quote, Unquote (ugh).

The only problem with killing Brandreth in the face is that you'd want to do it again and again and again (well I would )!!

 

[kyser_soze]

Jeremy Kyle.

And anyone slagging the lush Mr Kaplinski off get in a line for a beating...here...

 

[Melinda]

Jeremy Kyle.

And anyone slagging the lush Mr Kaplinski off get in a line for a beating...here...

They can all get behind me! She is SO vacuous! And Sweet Jesus, that half witted girlish giggle...