Who's the smelliest pop star?

[Orang Utan]

I've heard that Bono's a right smelly cunt.




Or was it just a right cunt, can never remember.......

Eau De Smug

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

Eau De Smug

 

[dodgepot]

i reckon sparky from DAG might whiff a bit, if he in anyway counts as a popstar.

 

[fogbat]

Im sorry for being so base, but is she wearing knickers? or is that muffage?

And with that post, poor KBJ returns to the toilet for another "meditation session" with his bruised, chafed guru...

 

[ouchmonkey]

Eau De Smug

Isn't that Gilles Peterson's new fragrance?

there's an undercurrent of Rhumba

 

[chico enrico]

Dont know. Have never got close up to any to take a sniff. But amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty looks quite dirty.

i used to work with amy winehouse in a clothes shop in camden. she doesn't smell, she's just thick.

doherty's breath could kill wasps.

 

[chico enrico]

the wombles
the worzels
mick hucknall

mick hucknall spent a few months stalking an ex-girlfriend of mine. used to send her hundreds of roses every day. weirdo. appartently he didn't pong tho, just reeked of aftershave.

that said, another friend of mine said that you could smell craig davis walking down the hall of the bBC studios from the amount of aftershave he drenched himself in.

 

[rover07]

Amy Winehouse stinks...

 

[ouchmonkey]

that said, another friend of mine said that you could smell craig davis walking down the hall of the bBC studios from the amount of aftershave he drenched himself in.

You mean Craig David.
my friend Craig Davis has suffered terribly from this confusion.

 

[Orang Utan]

You mean Craig David.
my friend Craig Davis has suffered terribly from this confusion.

Do people go 'CRAIIIG DAAVIS' in a faux-melodic singing voice? I know I would

 

[chico enrico]

Yeah, I was just about to say FQ...

eh? used to know FQ in edinburgh before he was famous and see him in the mixer every now and then. have never noticed any pong. even when he's wearing that manky sheepskin jacket. if he did smell i wouldnt talk to him.

ditto any of the Darkness who are always fairly florid smelling chaps.

and jarvis cocker certainly doesn't smell so i dont know where that comes from. or most of the other folk named on this thread.

doherty does fucking stink though and has bison breath. it's vile. ask anyone.

and patti smith smelt like old people/churches when i met her.

 

[moomoo]

doherty, on the other hand, on the occassions i have had the misfortune to be in his company has always had a slightly pissy and 'wet clothes left in the tumbledryer too long' smell. And has absolutely neuseating, knock a bison out at a hundred yards, halitosis breath.

Ugh, he is a revolting creature - it never fails to amaze me when I see him pictured with a pretty girl.

Gary Barlow on the other hand would smell lovely, I'd put money on it.

 

[8ball]

Milky milky . .

 

[Melinda]

And with that post, poor KBJ returns to the toilet for another "meditation session" with his bruised, chafed guru...

There is so much wrong with that post!

I feel itchy now

 

[KeyboardJockey]

There is so much wrong with that post!

I feel itchy now

<wheres the weird perve smiley? >

 

[William of Walworth]

The Levellers probably smell pretty bad.

An overpowering smell of old patchouli with undercurrents of wet dog.

Boringly they don't smell. Well Simon Friend certainly didn't and Jeremy Cunningham didn't the one time I was near him either ...

Except they're quite likely to of beer, usually, the pissheads!

 

[chazegee]

Do people go 'CRAIIIG DAAVIS' in a faux-melodic singing voice? I know I would

Fuck me is his new song bad.

 

[albionism]

Tom Jones

 

[albionism]

oh and apparently, Fergie quite often pisses herself on stage when performing, so she'd definately be minging

 

[The Groke]

Boringly they don't smell. Well Simon Friend certainly didn't and Jeremy Cunningham didn't the one time I was near him either ...

 

[rekil]

Pepsi and Shirlie. Or Nirvana. I cannot decide.

 

[dodgepot]

morrissey smells nice.

 

[Dr. Furface]

Surely it's STINK! Got his name because he always wore the same sweater and his music is 100% gorgonzola - what a pong!

 

[StanSmith]

Francis Rossi smells like boiled ham...so ive heard

 

[May Kasahara]

Someone I know refers to the Chemical Brothers as 'Eggy' and 'Cheesy', whether this pertains to their stink I know not.

 

[albionism]

Captain Sensible smells like the inside of a packet of dry roasted peanuts, so i'm told

 

[William of Walworth]

/\ /\ /\ That is a bad thing??

 

[Dhimmi]

Smelly Futardo?

 

[albionism]

Ben Christophers. I once worked with him in the late 1980's at a warehouse in Islington that distributed porn, and he smelled of seafood.