Who's the smelliest pop star?

[Yetman]

Right now?

Probably James Brown

 

[ouchmonkey]

Nope. She smells delicious...so do her Harijuku Girls!

They probably do.

but they think she smells of cheese.

 

[sir.clip]

the wombles
the worzels
mick hucknall

 

[foo]

that Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas always looks a bit unwashed to me.

 

[Madusa]

They probably do.

but they think she smells of cheese.

ive smelt her! Strawberries!

 

[Melinda]

mick hucknall

Winner!

Well done. He looks like a sniff of his shit would blind you.

 

[foo]

that bloke from the Darkness definitely pongs!

my friend knows him and she told me.

 

[Madusa]

I bet Gary Barlow smells of milk.

 

[KeyboardJockey]

Not normally, but I bet Beth Ditto starts to hum once she gets going.

Hmmmm the thought of being embraced by a very sweaty and slippery Beth Ditto is turning me on.

 

[sir.clip]

Winner!

Well done..

Cheers..

Mick stinks rotten... Pissy pants, knob cheese milk stains & brown stuff.

 

[Disaster]

Beth Ditto and her sweaty rolls of chub.

 

[sir.clip]

Beth Ditto and her sweaty rolls of chub.

Munter!

 

[KeyboardJockey]

Beth Ditto and her sweaty rolls of chub.

Oh fuck!! Thats me destined for the gents toilet via the printer for some gentlemans relaxation exercises. Mmmmm!

 

[Yetman]

I bet Gary Barlow smells of milk.

Sick. Both Gary Barlow and Milk. Together, they are worse than getting kicked in the bollocks to death.

 

[Madusa]

Sick. Both Gary Barlow and Milk. Together, they are worse than getting kicked in the bollocks to death.

Tee hee hee!

 

[Melinda]

Beth Ditto and her sweaty rolls of chub.

Im sorry for being so base, but is she wearing knickers? or is that muffage?

 

[Madusa]

Im sorry for being so base, but is she wearing knickers? or is that muffage?

Jeez, woman! Pink muffage?

She's just had a Hollywood.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

Munter!

Wanker!

 

[sir.clip]

Wanker!

stink pipe

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

stink pipe

crack pipe, you Amy you

 

[sir.clip]

crack pipe, you Amy you

amys stink pipe up your crack aint got nothing on javis cockers pong

 

[ViolentPanda]

amys stink pipe up your crack aint got nothing on javis cockers pong

Jarvis' pongy cock has got nothing on the sulphurous stench of Mariah Carey's shaven pits!

 

[dodgepot]

i imagine beth ditto would just smell of fresh sweat when she gets all hot and sweaty onstage, rather like any other performer under the lights dancing around. and fresh sweat doesn't hum particularly badly, really. she doesn't look the sort to have bad personal hygiene.

 

[The Groke]

The Levellers probably smell pretty bad.

An overpowering smell of old patchouli with undercurrents of wet dog.

 

[electroplated]

Finley Quaye is the correct answer to this question, based on recent expecience where I mistook him for a tramp in my local... nice enough guy though!

 

[MrFalafel]

Ever been backstage with Goldie Lookin' Chain after a show? Hol-lee she-it what a pong. Like footballers boot soaked in beer

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

I've heard that Bono's a right smelly cunt.




Or was it just a right cunt, can never remember.......

 

[Badger Kitten]

Amy Winehouse looks like she is about to start decomposing, rather than composing these days.

Posh Spice probably smells of fake tan and vomit from putting her clawlike hands down her throat.

How libellous is this thread?

 

[Badger Kitten]

Finley Quaye is the correct answer to this question, based on recent expecience where I mistook him for a tramp in my local... nice enough guy though!

Oh good God, yes. He came to the Select tent in Glastonbury back in the day, and was so stinky and unrecognisable in his anorak covered in mud and what looked like poo that he was refused entry. Even though everyone was was muddy and hummed, he was proper scraggly and whifftastic.

 

[kyser_soze]

Finley Quaye is the correct answer to this question, based on recent expecience where I mistook him for a tramp in my local... nice enough guy though!

Yeah, I was just about to say FQ...