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Whos the most annoying sleb chef

Well who makes you scream?( multi choice)

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ooh.. lucky you!

I don't know why I go on about liking any of them given that I'm veggy and don't eat in their restaurants, buy their cookery books or have much opportunity to use many of their recipes... :D
 
AWT...hate hate hate!

I don't mind Gordon Ramsay myself - he's a cocky arrogant bastard but at least he makes a decent hash of being cocky and arrogant, unlike AWT.
 
EastEnder said:
I don't quite understand the vitriolic bile directed towards Worrell Thompson.
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He can't cook to save his life, that's what does it for me. I can live with Jamie waffling on and spitting over his roasties, and although I won't actively watch Ainsley, at least he can put a dish together. WT is just so random in his creations...none of it makes any culinary sense whatsoever.

As long as a TV chef can actually make good food, I'll live with their irritating personas. If they can't they should be making school meals :mad:
 
Errol's son said:
I like AWT but maybe that is because I have met him and he always makes a point of coming over and saying "hello" when I very occasionally eat in his restaurants.

Although when it comes to posh restaurants, I do prefer Clarkes and would like to try that Manoir au Quatre Seasons in Oxfordshire.
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You are so on the wrong board........:eek:

We're anarchists, not bleedin' bon viveurs.....:eek:

Apart from trashpony, of course.

She's well posh.

:cool:
 
sojourner said:
As long as a TV chef can actually make good food, I'll live with their irritating personas. If they can't they should be making school meals :mad:
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You see, now I don't really care whether they can cook or not....

I don't cook, I just heat stuff up and hope it doesn't make too much of a mess in the microwave.

For me, it's just banal viewing, pseudo-entertainment. Accordingly, that's why I like Rick Stein. As PieFace said, he's the sedative of the culinary world. Perfect for those "don't want to think", spliff in hand, let it all wash over you, viewing moments.

:cool:
 
EastEnder said:
You see, now I don't really care whether they can cook or not....

I don't cook, I just heat stuff up and hope it doesn't make too much of a mess in the microwave.
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Ah, Roland Barthes would love our differences - all hail the reader, death to the author! Or chef...if you like
 
EastEnder said:
You are so on the wrong board....

We're anarchists, not bleedin' bon viveurs.....:eek:

Apart from trashpony, of course.

She's well posh.

:cool:
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Hmm - and who did go on the urban Fat Duck outing? :p

I saw Ramsey at the airport once and despite having always found him loathsome thought he was very sexy :o

AWT is the gnome of nightmares and I want to punch Ainsley hard :mad:
 
LilMissHissyFit said:
yes chef???;)
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THAT'S "OUI, CHEF"! WHICH F***ING B******ING C*** EVER LET YOU IN MY C***ING KITCHEN? GET THE F*** OUT! etc etc

*throws meat cleaver at LMHF* ;)

I can't stand Rick Stein, personally. Patronising foodie prick who thinks everyone has the time & money to source locally-made artisan food & prattles on about what "real chefs" do. Can't stand the twat & I'd happily eat his fucking dog.
 
brixtonvilla said:
I can't stand Rick Stein, personally. Patronising foodie prick who thinks everyone has the time & money to source locally-made artisan food & prattles on about what "real chefs" do. Can't stand the twat & I'd happily eat his fucking dog.
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:mad:

I bet you fancy Delia Smith, don't you??!?? Ay?? AY??!?!?! :mad:
 
brixtonvilla said:
THAT'S "OUI, CHEF"! WHICH F***ING B******ING C*** EVER LET YOU IN MY C***ING KITCHEN? GET THE F*** OUT! etc etc

*throws meat cleaver at LMHF* ;)

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Ducks:p

would it be very awful to say creased faced hairy cock or not I do find him incredibly sexy
Well FUCKKKKKKK MEEE.... yes please Gordon:D :o
 
Jamie Oliver has rendered a load of well produced programmes and good recipes almost unwatchable.

Gary Rhodes is just a humourless nob with all the charisma of a tin of corned beef.
 
Idaho said:
Gary Rhodes is just a humourless nob with all the charisma of a tin of corned beef.
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There was somebody on Cookdandbombd website who reticently admitted that Gary Rhodes was his brother. He also said that he was an arrogant spunk bubble.
 
marty21 said:
i saw him fall over once - he didn't laugh:D

i did:D
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He was at the food festival in Swansea Market a couple of years ago, interviewed live they showed the kids watching him cooking so he said " anyone got any questions for me?"Kids shoots his hand up and says yeah why you got such stupid hair mr?PMSL
 
EastEnder said:
:mad:

I bet you fancy Delia Smith, don't you??!?? Ay?? AY??!?!?! :mad:
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*consults lawyer*
 
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