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Who's the first naked person you saw on TV?

Could have been one of those late night channel 4 films or Jenny Agutter in walkabout/Logans Run/American werewolf in London/ the railway children.
 
KnickerlessCage said:
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:eek: What has happened to that poor man's eyes? :confused:
 
DJ Squelch said:
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& Brooke Shields in Lagoon, Bo derek in 10

Me too - although doesn't only Brooke count as properly nekkid? She's the first one I really remember; she was bloody gorgeous.
 
The Boy said:
Emmanuelle Beart dancing naked playing the harmonica.

I kid you not.
Manon des Sources?

I had that on video, and that section became rather worn!



Possibly Jenny Agutter in Walkabout for me.
 
Detroit City said:
not that I know of, but then again neither has a vagina appeared.



You have obviously never watched channel 4 then !

It always kinda grates on me that we can see vaginas (even inside them) but any sniff of an erection......................


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Hmm, when I was very young, and I mean, very young, like, one of the first childhood memories I can remember, was playing in the lounge with my toys, and my Dad seemingly putting a porno on. This may already seem weird, to put a porno on, with your kid in the room, however, I'm pretty sure there were a lot of his and my mums friends also in the room.

I've never bothered doing the 'remember when.....' line to either of them, as it serves no purpose, I guess the only thing I'd like to know from the situation is, was this normal in the 80s? Maybe they had a massive swingers orgy after I'd gone to bed!

Other than that, the only real one that really sticks out in memory is Liz Hurley getting her boobs out in Sharp. I'm sure others came before, but that's the one that's stuck in my mind, along with the weird porno situation!
 
From a women's perspective, has a dick ever appeared on mainstream telly?

lol.

the joke pretty much makes itself.

anyway, I think I understand what you're getting at, but just fyi I think female nudity has that same :eek::oops: factor for everyone over a certain age, regardless of gender. Male nudity is more just silly or awkward. Sorry men :( (((men)))
 
Very likely The Body 1971 which I saw on the BBC sometime in the mid 70's. There was a long tracking shot (to Pink Floyd music) of about 100 naked people (male and female) from babies to the really old. Some people had slight coverings but most didn't.
I was really surprised when we got to the 15-16 year-olds to see a girl I used to go out with and would never let me get to first base. (I met her some years later when we both had partners and kids and she had no recollection of my feeble fumbling :D )
I think it's difficult to get to see that film now because of the nakedness of the children under 16. The Pedo paranoia kicks in, which is a shame because it was an analytical and studious exploration of how the human body works. Might seem a bit dated now actually.
 
I can remember seeing a group of guys in a shower scene in some film or other when I was about eight. Mother turned it off in disgust :D

Skip forward twenty years or so and I saw the same scene on TV. No idea what it was called, will have to look out for it in another twenty years :cool:
 
It was probably Barbara's Windsor.

The first male nude I remember was in the BBC's version of Z for Zacharia in 1984 or so. I remember cause I was shocked he had such a small cock.
 
It was probably Barbara's Windsor.

The first male nude I remember was in the BBC's version of Z for Zacharia in 1984 or so. I remember cause I was shocked he had such a small cock.
I think the first cock I saw was in a porn vid when I was about 11. I was shocked at the size of it! And someone put in their mouth! WTF? I was disgusted/disturbed for some reason
 
I think Julie Walters in She'll be wearing pink pyjamas though it could just as easily have been Prunella Scales in some play, Kelly le Brock in The Woman in Red or Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places
 
I think the first cock I saw was in a porn vid when I was about 11. I was shocked at the size of it! And someone put in their mouth! WTF? I was disgusted/disturbed for some reason

I'd seen porn before then. Me and my mate used to watch his dad's when we were 8 or 9. That was probably why I thought a man running around outside with normal pubes and a flaccid cock had a little one.

It sounds pretty shocking to say it now but we were just curious. I guess today's 8 year olds see all that shit on the internet anyway. :(
 
I think the first cock I saw was in a porn vid when I was about 11. I was shocked at the size of it! And someone put in their mouth! WTF? I was disgusted/disturbed for some reason

Videos didn't get mainstream until I was 15 or 16 so it was magazines only and gay porn was pretty much unheard of to us. I think the first cock I saw on film was in The Crying Game.
 
That's quite a long time ago, but I'm going to say it was almost certainly Brooke Shields in Lagoon.
 
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