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Who's the biggest diver?

Ronaldo or Henry - who dives most?


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nonamenopackdrill said:
The thread question continues in the actual question and the op.

Otherwise you'd surely name an olympic diver.

well it was you who tore apart any internal consistency by insisting on adding the third option.:D
 
nonamenopackdrill said:
The thread question continues in the actual question and the op.

Otherwise you'd surely name an olympic diver.

My first answer was Peter Kay in that John Smiths ad. But he doesn't really dive, so...
 
revol68 said:
well it was you who tore apart any internal consistency by insisting on adding the third option.:D

The third option was for anyone that didn't have a clue about football.

Or a multi-option for football fans who knew one way but wanted to call you a cunt.

So far, you are the only person who has voted who doesn't have an opinion. ie see the my 1st paragraph in this post.
 
What's best about this row where revol posts that he really is a football fan because I have a cleaner - is that if he'd just said "yeah, you're right, I watched the world cup, haven't had time - contributing on what I've seen" he'd be fine.

Now, he's seen a few games and is asserting he knows it all. A few games ago he literally was saying that he was the bees knees because he's seen the World Cup.
 
nonamenopackdrill said:
What's best about this row where revol posts that he really is a football fan because I have a cleaner - is that if he'd just said "yeah, you're right, I watched the world cup, haven't had time - contributing on what I've seen" he'd be fine.

Now, he's seen a few games and is asserting he knows it all. A few games ago he literally was saying that he was the bees knees because he's seen the World Cup.

i've been watching the English League for years you silly fuck, you do realise we have television over here in Ireland, yeah we make them out of spuds and guinness.
 
revol68 said:
i've been watching the English League for years you silly fuck, you do realise we have television over here in Ireland, yeah we make them out of spuds and guinness.

So why did you claim that you were a great football fan because you'd watched the World Cup?
 
nonamenopackdrill said:
Just to repeat, when I challenged him a week or so ago, his response was:

Well that would be when I bothered posting on the football forum on Urban, it was in regards to your claim I was only posting in this forum for the past few weeks, there is nothing about it that would suggest that it was when I got into football, as i've said numerous times I 've been a Man Utd supporter since about 87/88 and went to Larne matches with my dad from about 7.
 
Errm, ok.

Can I suggest you google a bit more before posting in the future? Ta.

I can't be arsed with you and your desperate attempts to assert a view in football ("Ronnie looks fit" "Ronnie doesn't dive as much as Henry" "your cleaner" "cleaner...." etc)
 
nonamenopackdrill said:
Errm, ok.

Can I suggest you google a bit more before posting in the future? Ta.

I can't be arsed with you and your desperate attempts to assert a view in football ("Ronnie looks fit" "Ronnie doesn't dive as much as Henry" "your cleaner" "cleaner...." etc)

I shall comment on the aesthetic value of footballers if i so wish, dear. And I still stand by the fact Ronaldo's reputation for diving is undeserved in the premiership and is certainly not in the Robben, Drogba and of late Henry league. I mean those fannies aren't even sublte, they go down like they've been shot without any contact and roll around like your ma in the mudwrestling competition you were concieved after. Ronaldo is also the most fouled player in the premiership.
 
Way to go Revol68. I never thought I'd need any extra evidence to show that average Utd fan is a fairweather numpty with no football knowledge whatsoever, nor that I'd agree with noname, but you've proved me wrong on both counts.

You don't half talk a load of steaming donkey-doo.

Ronaldo's reputation for diving undeserved. A ha fucking ha ha. Good one son.

:)
 
tarannau said:
Way to go Revol68. I never thought I'd need any extra evidence to show that average Utd fan is a fairweather numpty with no football knowledge whatsoever, nor that I'd agree with noname, but you've proved me wrong on both counts.

You don't half talk a load of steaming donkey-doo.

Ronaldo's reputation for diving undeserved. A ha fucking ha ha. Good one son.

:)

:D
 
tarannau said:
Way to go Revol68. I never thought I'd need any extra evidence to show that average Utd fan is a fairweather numpty with no football knowledge whatsoever, nor that I'd agree with noname, but you've proved me wrong on both counts.

You don't half talk a load of steaming donkey-doo.

Ronaldo's reputation for diving undeserved. A ha fucking ha ha. Good one son.

:)

In the premiership this season? There are far worse than him, he's just noticed and picked up on. No one ever mentions that no forehead socuse cunt Gerrard and his dives either. Ronaldo has been singled out cos he's portugese and furthermore they've put you out of two major tournaments now.

BTW for any retards out there riding a tackle is not a dive.
 
revol68 said:
And Ronaldo doesn't dive, he might go down with light contact but so what, it's legal?

What the fuck are you talking about?

It's not "legal" to go down with light contact. If you can stay on your feet, you should do so. If the contact in question doesn't bring you down, but you go down nonetheless, then you are guilty of ungentlemanly conduct and should be booked.

Try taking off your red-tinted specs for once. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
aylee said:
What the fuck are you talking about?

It's not "legal" to go down with light contact. If you can stay on your feet, you should do so. If the contact in question doesn't bring you down, then you are guilty of ungentlemanly conduct and should be booked.

Try taking off your red-tinted specs for once. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

at the speed he moves light contact is alot more likely to bring you to the ground and if you watch him he rarely appeals himself.
 
revol68 said:
In the premiership this season? There are far worse than him, he's just noticed and picked up on. No one ever mentions that no forehead socuse cunt Gerrard and his dives either. Ronaldo has been singled out cos he's portugese and furthermore they've put you out of two major tournaments now.

BTW for any retards out there riding a tackle is not a dive.
:confused:
 
revol68 said:
In the premiership this season? There are far worse than him, he's just noticed and picked up on. No one ever mentions that no forehead socuse cunt Gerrard and his dives either. Ronaldo has been singled out cos he's portugese and furthermore they've put you out of two major tournaments now.

BTW for any retards out there riding a tackle is not a dive.


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Revol68 yesterday

And by the way, crown prince retard (hope you don't mind me using your lovely terminology) 'riding the tackle' certainly wouldn't be a dive, but it would imply that the man in question managed to fight for balance and stay on his feet. Which is most unlikely with Ronaldo - for an international sportsman he certainly does fall over like Bambi with a broken leg and an ear infection a lot of the time.
 
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