Who wrote the story/screenplay of your life?

[madzone]

Me either, if I got to knob Natalie Portman.

You're a silver tongued charmer aintya D

 

[Dillinger4]

You're a silver tongued charmer aintya D

I reckon if I could get near her I would charm my way into her knickers.

Damn these restraining orders.

 

[Gromit]

So thats why i ain't nobbing Nat Portman! Wrong screenwriter. Get me my bloody agent!

 

[Dillinger4]

So thats why i ain't nobbing Nat Portman! Wrong screenwriter. Get me my bloody agent!

I am so tempted to turn this thread into a Natalie Portman in Garden State phwoar thread.

But I will restrain myself, as proscribed by the law.

 

[May Kasahara]

Natalie Portman is cute to look at, but she's a bit bland, I find.

I'd much rather shag Drew Barrymore

 

[Dillinger4]

Natalie Portman is cute to look at, but she's a bit bland, I find.

I'd much rather shag Drew Barrymore

If I am honest, I wouldn't mind both.

 

[spanglechick]

Marian Keyes fused with Graham Greene - oh the whimsical, futile, good-humoured mundanity.

 

[dodgepot]

roger hargreaves.