Who would play you in a film about your life?

[goldenecitrone]

I reckon he could do it.

If you gave him enough to drink.

 

[Kanda]

I can't think of one. A beautiful pony of some kind probably.

OMGPONIES!!!!

 

[May Kasahara]

I can't think of one. A beautiful pony of some kind probably.

For some reason I immediately thought of:

 

[Pieface]

is that a young Patti Smith??

 

[dylanredefined]

Steven fry .Only as making him run around with a gun would be funnier
than my attempts at it

 

[May Kasahara]

is that a young Patti Smith??

No, it's Jane Adams from Happiness and other such cheery fare

 

[Pieface]

Ok. She can be me then. As long as she's of worthy enough stock to make me look good by proxy on this thread. Is she remarkably talented?

 

[May Kasahara]

I don't know. She has curly hair though

 

[Pieface]

Done

 

[Gromit]

Ed Norton could probably do a better job of playing me than I could as he's so good.

First choice would be Christian Bale though. He's welsh and he'd be willing to do the massive weight loss and gain needed to play me as the lanky young man I was and the man mountain I am today.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

http://lostwiki.abc.com/page/Ana-Lucia?t=anon

Except I wouldn't shoot anyone by accident. If I shot someone it would be on purpose.

 

[foo]

i have no idea, so i just asked my colleague George - we're bored ok...

he reckons Winona Ryder (cos she's a teef)

or Minnie Driver (just cos, apparently)

or Barbara Windsor (cos she's old)

or Bepe's (off eastenders) mum.

or Salt n Pepa (taking it in turns)

Letitia Dean (in a wig)



he's annoying me now.

 

[Thora]

As a child, Mara Wilson, the moppet from Mathilda and Miracle on 34th Street, because I did actually look a lot like her as a child:

As an adult, I'll have Scarlett Johannson please:

And as an older lady I'll be Anne Bancroft:

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I can't think of one. A beautiful pony of some kind probably.

 

[Gromit]

As an adult, I'll have Scarlett Johannson please:

She should sack her make up artist. She looks wonderful in films but whenever they glam her up for photoshoots she looks frigging awful. AS proven in the above shot!

 

[twistedAM]

Cos of the accent, the cunts would probably hire Jimmy Nesbitt.
Not funny, even as a posthumous release.

 

[madzone]

Anne Widdecombe

 

[spanglechick]

toni collete - but she'd have to do some eating...

 

[Iam]

He looks worryingly like my dad in that pic

 

[Detroit City]

people always say i look like erik estrada so he would play me

 

[Flashman]

Whilst not quite as good looking as any of these cunts, we share similar features. Plus I admire all of them as actors. The only one talented enough to actually portray me, bonkers wreck that I am, would be Pearce I'd warrant, although if I was director I'd go for "Good police" McNulty just so I could talk about The Wire with him for a month and drink Jameson all night.

 

[Roadkill]

Preferably Leslie Phillips or Sid James. They've got, or had, the laugh for it.

 

[Flashman]

wuhhuhhahahahaha.

 

[dash_two]

Stan Laurel.

 

[Gromit]

Stan Laurel.

He is a bit too dead pan these days.

 

[ShiftyBagLady]

Whilst not quite as good looking as any of these cunts, we share similar features. .

what gorgeous men i have developed instant crushes on all of them
id watch the film just to perve

 

[1927]

Rhys Ifans.
Are you listening Ifans!

Johnny Depp, if Rhys is busy.

ROFLMAO!

 

[1927]

Me,

 

[Stobart Stopper]

Cartman's mum.

 

[1927]

Badlands, Mrs27 wants Uma Thurman, but I dont see it meself. You can give ya professional opinion!