who wears short shorts

[Orang Utan]

I wear shortish shorts and I Have disgusting pale hairy ginger legs so you lot have no excuses if you're feeling a bit self conscious. I don't know how you cope with jeans in this weather

 

[milesy]

wrong un. cut off some trousers at the knee and revel in cool legs.

and look like someone from the swiss family robinson or treasure island? not on your nelly.

 

[golightly]

When commenting on my shorts my boss told me that an article in The Evening Standard said that David Beckham is the only man who can wear ¾ length shorts. I pointed out that if he can get David Beckham to work for him then good on him. Until such a time he'll have to put up with me.

 

[Loki]

Right, the boys are back in the barracks!