Who was worst Hitler or Churchill (as an artist).

Discussion in 'photography, graphics & art' started by tim, Feb 10, 2019.

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Winston or Adolf

  1. Winston

    42.9%
  2. Adolf

    57.1%
  1. Sprocket.

    Sprocket. Rollin, rollin...

    Hitler, according to Albert Speer was a admirer of classical architecture.
    That’s how he and Speer became obsessed with building the new Reich Empire in the capitals of Europe.
     
  2. Sprocket.

    Sprocket. Rollin, rollin...

    Is this one of yours Spymaster ?
     
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  3. Spymaster

    Spymaster Cockney Wanker

    Adolf's. But he taught me everything I know.
     
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  4. RubyToogood

    RubyToogood can't remember what goes here

    That is utterly shite.
     
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  5. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen Fuck off Grammarly !

    The baby's face looks a bit like it was stuck on there using photoshop. :hmm:
     
  6. Sprocket.

    Sprocket. Rollin, rollin...

    Aryan idealistic fantasy.
     
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  7. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank Whatever it is, I'm against it

    Shades of Cezanne there. The composition is a bit off with that big splodge of brown in the bottom right but overall I quite like this one.
     
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  8. fishfinger

    fishfinger تپلی

    Franco was a better painter:

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  9. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen Fuck off Grammarly !

    Based on Madonna and child - crude religious art...
     
  10. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank Whatever it is, I'm against it

    Serious issues with the shadows and perspective here. If you're going for that crisp, lifelike look you've got to get the basics right. The colours are pretty drab but there are some nice textures there, nothing too clever but well executed.
     
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  11. Lupa

    Lupa Well-Known Member

    That's by Hitler.







    :D
     
  12. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen Fuck off Grammarly !

    twentythreedom
     
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  13. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank Whatever it is, I'm against it

    Play the ball, not the man is what I was always taught.
     
  14. Sprocket.

    Sprocket. Rollin, rollin...

    Cezanne was considered a degenerate artist by the Nazis along with Picasso and several hundred modernist artists.
     
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  15. SpookyFrank

    SpookyFrank Whatever it is, I'm against it

    I thought that one was a Churchill.
     
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  16. Sprocket.

    Sprocket. Rollin, rollin...

    It is, I was trying to show the gulf in who inspired both of them. I should have perhaps added more to the post.
     
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  17. twentythreedom

    twentythreedom Patterdale Terrorist R.I.P.

    Cheers for the heads up :thumbs::D

    Spymaster what is your issue with the front mast?
     
  18. Stanley Edwards

    Stanley Edwards 1967 Maserati Mistral. R.I.P.

    Have to wonder who taught them and how much 'influence' the teachers had.
     
  19. RoyReed

    RoyReed Must fly!

    Churchill was self-taught, but was friends with Sir John Lavery, W R Sickert and particularly William Nicholson, who he said he had helped him.
     
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  20. Yossarian

    Yossarian free shrugs

    Hitler was shit at drawing hands, they haven't even got the right number of fingers.
     
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  21. Spymaster

    Spymaster Cockney Wanker

    The spars are at the wrong angle for the perspective of the boat.

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  22. Spymaster

    Spymaster Cockney Wanker

  23. Pickman's model

    Pickman's model Starry Wisdom

    you're assuming the models had the usual number of figures. but being as hitler was something of a monster i wouldn't be surprised if he'd chosen his models for their polydactyllery or whatnot
     
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  24. littleseb

    littleseb littleseb

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  25. Yossarian

    Yossarian free shrugs

    Good point - or maybe he just chopped off some of their fingers afterwards so his painting would be accurate.
     
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  26. Sprocket.

    Sprocket. Rollin, rollin...

    I can’t imagine Spymaster knowing what Spar do or even sell!
    :D
     
    Last edited: Feb 11, 2019
  27. Yossarian

    Yossarian free shrugs

    Hitler's paintings were so insipid that they've been very easy to imitate and most of the ones found for sale are apparently fakes - I didn't know the Chapman brothers had bought some 'Hitler' paintings and drawn rainbows etc. on them for an exhibition called "If Hitler Had Been a Hippy How Happy Would We Be."

    Littered with fakes: why the Hitler art trade is such a sick joke
    jdchapman.jpg
     
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  28. Sprocket.

    Sprocket. Rollin, rollin...

    There will be someone forging diaries and passing them off as Hitler’s before you know it!
     
  29. gentlegreen

    gentlegreen Fuck off Grammarly !

    Is that Berlusconi waiting to goose Merkel ? :hmm:
     
  30. twentythreedom

    twentythreedom Patterdale Terrorist R.I.P.

    You're wrong, the boat is heeling plus spars aren't necessarily set at right angles. But there are other far worse errors than that anyway.
     

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