who was the hardest band ever???????

[kained&able]

hardest rock band i nominate bio hazard all fookin huge and scary and i wouldn't mess.

Hardest rapper is by far the original gangster ice t. Wouldn't be to fussed one on one but you kinda get the feeling the bloke can click his fingers and you'd be dead before he had lit a spliff.


dave

 

[LDR]

hardest rock band i nominate bio hazard all fookin huge and scary and i wouldn't mess.

I saw them live and they were really shite. Very disappointing.

 

[badseed]

I once got punched by the singer from The Mighty Lemondrops.
He punched like a girl.
Didn't hurt.
Not hard.

The Stranglers, Rejects and Killing Joke, as mentioned earlier, can all dish it out.
Not afraid to call it on either.

Who was that guy who used to shit on the stage and punch random members of the audience, dead now, but tasty in his day.

 

[Belzub]

Who was that guy who used to shit on the stage and punch random members of the audience, dead now, but tasty in his day.

If you mean GG Allin, he's already been covered - fucking nutter.

Who's gonna mess with them?!

 

[Jo/Joe]

Wu Tang? They've smoked too much to be handy. None of them looks capable.

Black metal bands tend to be weedy and only kill each other or defenceless homosexuals. Maladjusted, but not hard.

Rollins really was hard. I think the Stooges were probably quite badass in their day. There's probably a ton of w/c bands that fit the bill.

 

[Flashman]

Wu Tang? They've smoked too much to be handy. None of them looks capable

.

And they're not really ninjas are they...just a bunch of rappers who pretend to be ninjas.

Daltry really was a scaffolder, he didn't make it up.

 

[Bernie Gunther]

They weren't the hardest band by any means, but Led Zeppelin's 300lb ex-wrestler manager Peter Grant, Richard Cole , who ran their road crew, and their security manager (and murder suspect) John Bindon were a force to be reckoned with in their spleen-rupturing heyday. Representative Peter Grant quotes might be:

"I don't fucking care if you're in the mafia, I still want my fucking money!"

"So fucking shoot me with your little gun you cunt, I'll still fucking kill you."

 

[bertifrew]

Wouldn't have been keen to mix it with Shepherds Bush's finest scaffolder Mr R. Daltery, nor that nutter Moon. Then there's the Ox who turned out to be a brick outhouse. Not sure about Townsend, though.

Can't see past them, really.

they all spent a lot of their time beatingeach other up. and towndsend has abused his audiences for decades. With lines like....fuck off home, youve all been done, cause all you get is a teashirt!
Roger pissed up in the early 70's would have been quite scary.

 

[MysteryGuest]

Well if we're talking rap, erm, "krus" anybody remember Boo-Ya T.R.I.B.E? Six (then later four) Samoans built like brick shithouses. I would certainly not entertain the idea of casting aspersions on their fathers' sexuality, of this I am sure.

 

[Doctor Carrot]

If you mean GG Allin, he's already been covered - fucking nutter.

Who's gonna mess with them?!

Yeah Who are going to mess with GWAR? They Eat People

 

[Orang Utan]

Nobody got my Neil Diamond joke.

 

[Belushi]

Nobody got my Neil Diamond joke.

i did, it's fucking awful

 

[RubberBuccaneer]

Nobody got my Neil Diamond joke.

Should have followed it up with a Nine inch nails one

 

[tarannau]

The Wu Tang may look hard but, as anyone who's seen them live would testify, they're not much of a worry. More shambolic that shaolin - a bunch of uncoordinated chancers that could hardly hold a microphone, let alone a sersious threat. Timing's well out too - couldn't land a rhyme, never mind a punch...

And anyone who thinks NWA were hard, only needs to look at the album covers from their predecessor band. As offensive as Dre's white jumpsuit was, it's fair to say that he and Yella were never a genuine threat to facial unity. Cube may have been vaguely hard, but the others were some jerry-curl toting fashion wusses...

 

[gawkrodger]

angelic upstarts
the oppressed

both comprised of AFA members

loads of hardcore bands

SSD
Voorhees
knuckledust

yadda, yadda

 

[Psychonaut]

much as we'd all hate to admit it, the hardest band is possibly going to be some obscure group of braindead white-power twats.

 

[free spirit]

i've got a punk band called who were orginally called The Hardest Band In The World (now the pirates of punk) playing in the back room of our next club night... do i win?

 

[rorymac]

much as we'd all hate to admit it, the hardest band is possibly going to be some obscure group of braindead white-power twats.

Mostly those fuckers look way way harder than they actually are .. thankfully to be fair
But I can't agree with this judgement .. it aint right even if it were true .. which it aint definitely .. I seen it myself loads of times .. if you've ever seen a load of boneheads fight ever .. then you've seen it yourself lol IMO ..it's Humpty Dumpty comical how stupid they are in a row .. fuckin yes
No .. not them fuckin anyway please

 

[milesy]

sugababes

they wouldn't even have to hit anyone, they could just stare at grown men and make them shit their pants with their badeye and screwface

 

[MysteryGuest]

Pah, I'd just apply my specialised Pimp Glamor Ray™ and they'd be runnin around fixing dinner for me at the drop of a wide-brimmed hat.

 

[milesy]

much as we'd all hate to admit it, the hardest band is possibly going to be some obscure group of braindead white-power twats.

prussian blue?

 

[milesy]

This message is hidden because MysteryGuest is a numpty

 

[MysteryGuest]

They'd probably be giving me that shit about "letting you think that you're in control", which is great, coz when I hear a woman come up with that, I know I am in control!

 

[milesy]

yes, MG, of course you do

 

[MysteryGuest]

yes, MG, of course you do

They always say that as well.


*shrugs*

 

[MysteryGuest]

Look milesy, take it from a man of the world , you have to let them think that when they say that they're letting you think you're in control but they are really, then they really are, when in fact you know that you're just letting them think that.

 

[milesy]

well, MG, if a man of the world tells me that then i shall take his word for it.

 

[MysteryGuest]

I was just passing it on from a man of the world.



(or at least that's what I want you to think, anyway...)

 

[bfg]

much as we'd all hate to admit it, the hardest band is possibly going to be some obscure group of braindead white-power twats.

You can rest easy, I've bumped into a couple of these goons, seen their reactions when theres a bit of turbulence and can safely assure you that they pose fuck all risk to anyones facial arrangements!

 

[rorymac]

Fackin wankers

NIce one mate
milesy .. guesty .. make yerselves scarce before it kicks off .. I like you lads in me own way .. I can talk to you guys about my feelings