Who is the slimiest footballer?

[CyberRose]

And my nomination is:

Steven Gerrard.


Slimy and whiny.

He's not slimey, he's just a cunt

 

[twistedAM]

He's not slimey, he's just a cunt

A slimy, whiny cunt? No?

 

[CyberRose]

A slimy, whiny cunt? No?

I think "cunt" covers just about any negative attribute you can apply to a person, especially a cunt like Gerrard

 

[corporate whore]

I used to think Laurent Robert had a touch of the slimes about him. Apparently he's about to sign for Derby, so I'lll probably take that view again.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Dunno, it's a number of things really. He just gives me the creeps, comes across very arrogant and there's that smug, smarmy look on his face all the time!

I think this is blind reaction to tevezgate to be quite bloody honest. I can't see, from any angle, how curbs could be called 'arrogant'.

 

[Belushi]

I've met Curbishley, really nice fella, very down to earth.

 

[CyberRose]

I think this is blind reaction to tevezgate to be quite bloody honest. I can't see, from any angle, how curbs could be called 'arrogant'.

Nope I've always thought that, even before he went to West Ham!

 

[CyberRose]

I've met Curbishley, really nice fella, very down to earth.

I suppose most people are when you meet them face to face! I'm sure even a few people off U75 are quite nice when they're not fighting on the internet (probably not nino tho, don't reckon he'd be much fun down the pub!)

But that is the privilage we have when judging celebrities, we don't need to know the slightest bit about what they're really like, we can just make any kind of judgement we want based on nothing*





* does not apply to Steven "Stevie G" Gerrard, it has been proved scientifically that he is indeed a cunt

 

[mattie]

I suppose most people are when you meet them face to face! I'm sure even a few people off U75 are quite nice when they're not fighting on the internet (probably not nino tho, don't reckon he'd be much fun down the pub!)

But that is the privilage we have when judging celebrities, we don't need to know the slightest bit about what they're really like, we can just make any kind of judgement we want based on nothing

Curbs a celebrity. Well I never.

 

[kained&able]

I have thought this through and i'm going to go with nicolas anelka.

Nothing is ever his fault his tream mates are invaribly shit and he is clearly moving around mainly to give his brother more money and beacuse another set of fans/players realise while he is a talented footballer(to say the least) he is a whiney wingey lazy little cunt.

I reckon thats slimey. That sulking bastard.


dave

 

[aylee]

I think that "slimy" connotes not general cuntishness but rather ingratiating yourself to authority in order to win unworthy advantages.

In which case, Savage wins hands down. There is no man with a higher deserved-to-actual red cards ratio.

 

[twistedAM]

I think that "slimy" connotes not general cuntishness but rather ingratiating yourself to authority in order to win unworthy advantages.

Yeah Gerrard. Always available to the media. In return they label him a world class player.

 

[The Unseen]

Robbie Savage.

I thought Robbie Savage too, and expected his name to be the first answer...unfortuantly i support Derby, he's coming here

 

[The Unseen]

I used to think Laurent Robert had a touch of the slimes about him. Apparently he's about to sign for Derby, so I'lll probably take that view again.

Two votes for 2 new arrivals, arse, in addition to Stephen Bywater, Giles Barnes, Craig Fagan, Gary Teale and loan arrival Danny Mills

super!

 

[Red Faction]

barry ferguson

 

[Descartes]

Robby Keane..

A goal from an obvious hand ball and still runs around like a maniac

The slime ball

 

[StanSmith]

Garry Neville a whiney, slimey cunt.

 

[david dissadent]

Kerb crawler David Pleat, or Graham "give an under age girl cocaine to fuck her" Rix.

 

[bluestreak]

* does not apply to Steven "Stevie G" Gerrard, it has been proved scientifically that he is indeed a cunt

i attempted to prove this with science... and failed

http://www.googlefight.com/index.ph...+gerrard+cunt&word2=steven+gerrard+not+a+cunt

 

[Lakina]

I think "cunt" covers just about any negative attribute you can apply to a person, especially a cunt like Gerrard

Not sure i agree with your use of metaphor. A cunt is capable of bringing joy to millions of men and women. Steve Gerrard has never brought me any joy.

 

[bluestreak]

i take it all back, my methodology was fail. with the simple addition of two very important "s science is proved corret again.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.ph...errard+cunt&word2=steven+gerrard+"not+a+cunt"

 

[Descartes]

Graham "give an under age girl cocaine to fuck her" Rix.
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Got to be in the top two ... castration would be a very good option

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

Robbie Savage.

can't bring myself to search for the slimy wanker, so if he's been mentioned already then, YAY!!!!

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

Frank Lampard is a slimy c***, in my opinion.

Nah, he's just a fat useless cunt.