Who is shite and why?

[RubberBuccaneer]

A lot of the above

The Levellers - fucking chancers

The Mission - for johnny come lately cunts who never saw the Sisters. Wishy washy MOR

Same with frigging All about Eve.

Lou Reed solo - self indugent twat.

Smiths - total bollocks, wouldn't piss on them if theywere on fire

Billy Bragg - nasally no mark twat

The Clash - too much MOR again ( lest we forget ), best songs fit on one album.

Madness - ska ? Pah !

Coldrazorkeanetravisplay - Jesus H. why ?????

 

[northernhord]

Time for an Update - U2, Simple Minds, Skunk Anansie (pot noodle punk, just add water) Inspiral Carpets, Sting (give it up cunt) ELP, Genesis, Northside (shoulda stayed in Moston Lads) Euro house with those depressing anthmic sounding big synths, Coldplay, Evenessance.

 

[Iam]

Inspirals weren't shit.

 

[ivebeenhigh]

reggae - i doesnt say anything to me about my life. It all sounds the same. There are no good melodies.

most punk bands - an exercise in not having much talent but claiming that your attitude makes up for it. er no it doesnt, you sound shit.

most r'n'b music - you know the sort, man in a mercedes probably wearing more gold that alll of H Samuel, telling you how rich he is. why would I ever want to listen to that.

bad pop music - good pop = abba, the monkees, the pet shop boys, all exhuberant joyful and original, bad pop is the opposite of that.

any music that you have to be on pills to enjoy. that doesnt mean that there isnt some amazing music that is made better by pills.

Female Singer/Songwriters - why the fuck would you think that you would have not only the talent to sing, write music, write lyrics and play guitar. i mean you sheryl crow. and you sandi thom. and you yes you k t tunstall.

that'll do for now.

 

[Bomber]

Right !!

Robbie 'sonofNormanWisdomPortValesupportinghalfbreedtwat' Williams, Franz Ferdinand, Libertines and any band spawned by the bunch of sub-standard Clash- a - likes !, The Clash, Billy Bragg , The Alarm, Catatonia, Manic Street Preachers and pretty much any band from Wales [except Budgie]

 

[RubberBuccaneer]

You'd like him if he were a clayhead

 

[Bomber]

You'd like him if he were a clayhead

No I wouldn't ! [stamps feet!] wouldn't , wouldn't ,wouldn't ,wouldn't ,wouldn't ,wouldn't !!!!!!!!!

Bloody Angels !!

 

[vogonity]

Robbie Williams, Dido, Keane, P Diddy, Ordinary Boys, Sandi Thom, KT Tunstall, Nora Jones ...all because their music leaves me indifferent.

 

[Dubversion]

i gave up reading your list after this simple minded bollocks..

reggae - i doesnt say anything to me about my life. It all sounds the same. There are no good melodies.

 

[poului]

i gave up reading your list after this simple minded bollocks..

I would have thought so.

good pop = abba, the monkees, the pet shop boys,

erm...no.

 

[Orang Utan]

Pet Shop Boys were good pop. Are good pop.

 

[Orang Utan]

On my list are many of the above, so I will add some more:
The Streets - Rex Harrison with beats and no charm.
Badly Drawn Boy - how did you get a deal?

 

[Iam]

Badly Drawn Boy - how did you get a deal?

Formed a label with his mate, Andy Votel.

 

[Orang Utan]

Thing is Votel has good taste, considering some of the comps he's put out. Just don't know why he'd but out loads of soft shite by a self-confessed Springsteen fan and tea-cosie afficionado.

 

[Iam]

Bestest mates, I suppose.

 

[poului]

Pet Shop Boys were good pop. Are good pop.

I don't think you heard me the first time,


NO!!!!

 

[Negativland]

The Pet Shop Boys 'back to mine' compilation(s) were so good they made me want to check out a record of theirs. Although given the time period I maybe should be expecting some dodgy sax, and gospel singers. I don't understand how anyone could hate Abba, although they are tainted by association in most respects.

 

[Negativland]

I fucking hate 'Larrikin Love'. What a lame mess, a disgusting tradrock reference game. They are pseudo-arty premature-fogeys, while parroting a smiths melody, they sing 'everything I love came well before 1984'.

 

[Sweaty Betty]

The Mission - for johnny come lately cunts who never saw the Sisters. Wishy washy MOR

Same with frigging All about Eve.


Smiths - total bollocks, wouldn't piss on them if theywere on fire


Madness - ska ? Pah !

*faints*

 

[Sweaty Betty]

erasure were not shit.........

 

[Error Gorilla]

Elton John, for numerous reasons including Goodbye England's Rose.

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Spandau ballet ....booooooo

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

The biggest load of old wank ever though are the Beautiful South.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhh

I hate them

Paul Heaton was the worst singer ever...

 

[Pugwall7]

Pearl Jam, Eagles, Pretty much every new indie band since the strokes, Pink floyd

 

[fishfingerer]

The biggest load of old wank ever though are the Beautiful South.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhh

I hate them

Paul Heaton was the worst singer ever...

I recall thinking the same thing until Zodiac Windwarp of all people pointed out that "there's a lot of emotion in that voice". He was right.

 

[northernhord]

erasure were not shit.........

Erasure were a strange duo, the guy who sang sounded like his knackers were in a vice

 

[DRINK?]

Utah Saints and Guns and Roses to some on this here interweb thingy.... concurr with the former...strongly disagree with the latter...

 

[fudgefactorfive]

Bob Dylan. Words fall out of his mouth and hit the floor like a sick cat thrown out of a speeding milk float. Maybe it's because I had to listen to him nearly every day from the womb until I left home, but just catching a couple of bars of anything he's ever done makes me feel like my lifeforce is bleeding out of some invisible wound somewhere.

 

[milesy]

anything people in Notting Hill listen to

dear oh dear oh dear.

 

[Dubversion]

can't believe I forgot Richard fucking Ashcroft / The Verve. Maudlin joyless pretentious wank