not me coz i don't have any of the shit needed to make 'em![]()




jeebus be damned.
i won't be making pancakes but my son's girlfriend just texted to ask if it's ok if she brings lots of ingredients round. 'go for it!' was my response![]()



my housemate has informed me that he is making pancakes for all of us, as the only british member of the household he feels it is his duty to provide proper british pancakes.his french girlfriend disagrees and is making us all crepe pancakes to show him how they should be. i am happy to be fed pancakes of either variety tbh. our kitchen is going to be a tip though, as feyr jnr and feyrette are assisting. the twins and me are keeping out of it, as impartial judges, and feyror is far too busy sleeping to be bothered with such trivial matters![]()




And all this bollocks about us being a generation who don't know how to cook, I was the shops the other day and there was a lady of a certain age there (in her 60s I'd say) and she'd just seen these prepared pancake mixes in a bottle (just add water) and she's like: 'Ooh, look at that Connie, just add water and shake! That's clever! I'll have two of them....!'
And I thought yeah love, and televisions, and plastic-covered furniture, and annual holidays, and little run-arounds, and pre-grated cheese - your generation started it all off, didn't you? You lazy, short-sighted, face-feeding, selfish old bag, shake that fucking pancake mix and give yourself a fucking coronary while the world burns, why don't you??
Everyone else having lemon and sugar on theirs? That's what Jeebus had.![]()

lol - food fascists
I don't have eggs or flour in the house. While I can use up a pack of eggs easily enough (I don't usually have them in the house) even with a small pack of flour half of it'll go to waste because I won't use it again.
Anyway, what's the big deal if someone chooses a packet of something over making it from scratch? Even if it doesn't take a long time? I know how to make pancakes. I've made them for several years in a row. Can't a person choose to do something in a different way? Why does that make them a bad person?
Sometimes I really can't be fucked with more than twisting off a lid. Such is my woeful life.![]()
because this is the suburban forum. and if someone says they make something from a jar or a packet, or buy frozen chips or yorkshire puds or something or other, there'll always be someone to ask "but why don't you just make your own from scratch?"


no, not me, not tonight. much to the teenager's annoyance. do 'em at the weekend.

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people like you make me sick.