WHO eats mild cheese?
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electrogirl
dignity is overrated
When I went to Cheddar Gorge (which by the way is SHIT) I bought some cheddar with jalapeno in it.
FUCKING LOVE THAT SHIT!!!
FUCKING LOVE THAT SHIT!!!
Dillinger4
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My current favourite cheese is probably Camembert.
candle woudl be ok on a birthday
electrogirl
dignity is overrated
I don't love the cheddar gorge shit. That was genuine SHIT.
Dillinger4
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The stinkier the cheese, the better.
Dillinger4
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I leave my Camembert to ripen for a while before I eat it.
wiskey
Albatross Admirer
no its not. . . . unless you thought it would be made out of cheese or some other stupidity.
Dillinger4
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She probably went to farm some cheese to put in her bumbag.
Chester Copperpot
Triple stones
Mild cheese is ok for the sandwich toaster. Nothing else though.
Biddlybee
making knots with sticks
It's just different
cheesist!electrogirl
dignity is overrated
Actually no the caves are well good, although there is almost TOO much talking going on, they should condense it down. If I listened to ALL the talking I would have been there for 781 hours, and I got scared I was missing good bits.
But I'll tell you what was SHIT. You have to walk all the way up that Jacob's ladder and everyone's like 'oooh it's worth it for the view, the view! THE VIEW!!!' and is Jacob's Ladder meant to be to heaven? Have I made that up? Well if it is that is quite a hefty comparison and one which is actually a LIE because when we finally got up there and my mum's poor little legs had practically fallen off, we look out expecting this herd of wilderbeesty view and what is it? WHAT IS IT? Nothing. I saw a better view from Cabot Tower and at least you only get a tiny bit puffed out for that one, it's not so hernia-tastic, and basically, the view was shit. Not good shit.
Anyway, well underwhelmed.
It SHOULD be made out of cheese though! Imagine THAT SHIT!
You'd HATE how I have my tea. On the celeb face tea chart it's usually about a Natalie Imbruglia. My coffee is roughly a Beyonce.
electrogirl
dignity is overrated
And I'm not a cretin btw, I like culture and looking at stuff and art galleries and that, but seriously, that view is basically SO rubbish.
Dillinger4
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Maybe you need to look with your mind.
Jacob's Ladder was an ATTEMPT to reach heaven that failed and we were smitten by the Lord for our arrogance and out of this shambles came all our many languages to prevent future global team bonding and further sieges on the kingdom of god. So in many ways your experience at Cheddar Gorge was very apt Electrogirl.
Mrs Miggins
Eternal
There is a woman at my work - Joanna the Pea Lady as she is known due to her love of peas above all other vegetables - I bet she eats mild cheddar. I'm going to try to find out through some sort of subterfuge.....
electrogirl
dignity is overrated
Well someone could've fucking sent me that memo before I climbed all of those wanker steps.
If so, she should have said so! Save Halloumi cheese!
don't you mean the tower of bable rather than jacob's ladder?
Dillinger4
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Yes.
