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Who are the most boring band ever?

Lighthouse Family - so boring that they actually waver on the border of existence and non-existence.

In fact, they do seem to have vanished, which they're welcome to do.

Can you believe they were from up here, in the land of real men? What a disgrace to my homeland
 
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How about The Zutons
I have to admit to have always azoided them as they looked dull as fuck but then I had the misfortune to be to hungover to change the channel when it was "The Zutons at Abbey Rd" and my fears were indeed correct.
Dulldulldull
 
Or Simply Red. How could anyone have gone to THAT Sex Pistols concert in Manchester and end up forming Simply Red! What the fuck happened
I've seen the photos. There were 17 in the audience, and he's not one of them.

Anyway, my vote goes to Queen.
 
My latest hate breed is The Zutons. I have their tour schedual and a sniper riffle. Them and there annoying saxaphone are going DOWN
 
Lighthouse Family - so boring that they actually waver on the border of existence and non-existence.

In fact, they do seem to have vanished, which they're welcome to do.

indeed. The soundtrack to purgatory. If purgatory is modelled on a hairdresser's recepiton in Worthing, that is.
 
Lighthouse Family - so boring that they actually waver on the border of existence and non-existence.

In fact, they do seem to have vanished, which they're welcome to do.

I found myself at a friends house not long ago having a meal. There were several of us sitting around the table. Anyway. Lifted by the Lighthouse Family came on I sighed at what I had become as the hostess went on about him having a voice like velvet.

Dinner party & Lighthouse Family :(
 
Coldplay are boring but so is complaining about them. Bitching about them has become such a cliche in itself that it's preferable to just ignore them.
 
ELP and Dream Theater hands down. Absolutely abominable. they should be shot with showers of shit.

Oh and Rush. Awful, awful. At least the first two Genesis albums are (vaguely) tolerable and Yes up to and including Relayer were decent - Yours Is No Disgrace is a tune.
 
Wot no Massive Attack?

Tedious, chin-stroking hell for people that think they're somehow intellectualy above pop music.

See also Jeff Buckley, Neil Young, Paul Weller, Led Zep, Pink Floyd.

Massive Attack are pop music, there are no classical or jazz pretensions in their sound. They're just really upmarket pop music. and dull as a result.
 
A stunning descent into shite. Worse even than UB40's.

Mid paced soft rock tedium = big bucks it seems.
I heard it was because they went on tour with U2 and got into the big stadium rock sound thing. God knows why. I thought they were good once.
 
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