which player would you most like to punch?

[Balbi]

 

[stavros]

I think Beckham epitomises so much of what has gone wrong with football over the last 15 years, although if I had to pick one person involved it would be Murdoch.

 

[tommers]

lampard - obviously. that one's a given.

van persie.

 

[tommers]

Anton Ferdinand. What a twat!

careful. he'll break your jaw with a brick.



allegedly.

 

[paulhackett]

Di-fuckin-di-fuckin-ER FUCKIN DROG-FUCKIN-BA

Then we'll know how he goes down when he has actually been twatted (see Robbie Savage when he broke his leg)

 

[Kanda]

Ronald Koeman
Ashley Cole
Van Persie
Lee Bowyer
Robben

 

[g force]

You'd be fine punhcing Ashley Cole...but Ronald Koeman...are you mad. He'd batter you make no mistake

 

[sleaterkinney]

Jens Lehman - purely for the reaction.

 

[DRINK?]

Razor ruddock,
Mick Harford
Roy Keane
Stuart Pearce
chopper harris

at the same time with one arm tied behind my back...and any other so called hard footballing mates they may have who want to come down to have a shot at the title

 

[Gromit]

Razor ruddock,
Mick Harford
Roy Keane
Stuart Pearce
chopper harris

at the same time with one arm tied behind my back...and any other so called hard footballing mates they may have who want to come down to have a shot at the title

Vinnie?

 

[DRINK?]

Vinnie?

That mincing thesp...not even worthy though if he fancies it...bring him on

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Bellamy
Ronaldo
Alan smith

 

[Gromit]

and any other so called hard footballing mates they may have who want to come down to have a shot at the title

They won't understand that. I'll translate for you:

Drinks says "Come n 'ave a go, if you tink yer 'ard enough".

There we go, they may come and visit you now

 

[pinched_nerve]

Can't belive nobody has nominated this cheating bastard:

IMO he's an bigger diver than Ronaldo, I've never seen him NOT go down from a challenge. The whole diving thing is making me lose interest in the game, sadly.

 

[Yossarian]

The most punchable faces in football:

 

[Relahni]

You'd be fine punhcing Ashley Cole...but Ronald Koeman...are you mad. He'd batter you make no mistake

If you punched Ashley Cole, he'd sue you - and write another fucking book - probably called bruised.

 

[Relahni]

IMO he's an bigger diver than Ronaldo, I've never seen him NOT go down from a challenge. The whole diving thing is making me lose interest in the game, sadly.

in't it.

It's not just the diving for me, it's the tedious predictabiltiy

 

[fear-n-loathing]

tough choice but went for rio in the end.

 

[bluestreak]

christiano ronaldo. the very sight of him makes me violent. ugly smug, self-satisfied, cheating, ignorant, gloating, prancing jessie. seriously loathesome in every way.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Yes. About the only thing to be said for him is that his voice isn't as gimpy as you might expect.

 

[pinched_nerve]

Yeah that surprised me when I heard him on the radio, then I remembered the size of his Adam's Pineapple

 

[happie chappie]

Yes. About the only thing to be said for him is that his voice isn't as gimpy as you might expect.

He's also well over 6' and circa 14 stone to boot!!

Happie Chappie