Which of these books shall I start to read on my train journey?

[Dillinger4]

Jilly Cooper.

 

[quimcunx]

I think Enduring Love will be the best for a train journey.

Did he get someone else to write it then?

If it is anywhere as bad as The Child In Time she'll be under the tracks before the train is out of the station.

 

[Dillinger4]

Did he get someone else to write it then?

If it is anywhere as bad as The Child In Time she'll be under the tracks before the train is out of the station.

I just wanted to go against the monothought clique. I don't even like Ian McEwan.

 

[quimcunx]

I have some in the freezer. Do you want me to post them?

Will you enclose a letter too?


I offered you a letter service once, when I first joined here. You brushed me off like radioactive cat hair.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

You brushed me off like radioactive cat hair.

 

[electrogirl]

I just wanted to go against the monothought clique. I don't even like Ian McEwan.

you crazy horse.

 

[electrogirl]

Did he get someone else to write it then?

If it is anywhere as bad as The Child In Time she'll be under the tracks before the train is out of the station.

I tried to read Atonement. But I did not like it.

 

[quimcunx]

I just wanted to go against the monothought clique. I don't even like Ian McEwan.

The Daydreamer wasn't too much of a drudge. He wrote it for children.

 

[cesare]

Don't read Marquez. All those people are foolish.

Nobel prize winner beats Booker prize winner, so ner

 

[Dillinger4]

Will you enclose a letter too?


I offered you a letter service once, when I first joined here. You brushed me off like radioactive cat hair.

PM me your address and I will write you a letter tomorrow morning.

 

[Dillinger4]

you crazy horse.

I am wild.

 

[electrogirl]

Isitme chose the one with the saucy front cover.

 

[quimcunx]

I tried to read Atonement. But I did not like it.

Where you quite tempted to throw yourself under a train?

 

[Dillinger4]

I read Atonement. It was OK.

Saturday, however, is probably one of my most despised books.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

read them all in a speed-read-frenzied-love-in-of-novelistic-abuse?

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

I read Atonement. It was OK.

Saturday, however, is probably one of my most despised books.

i don't like mondays.....








......i'll get my (80's Boomtown Rats) coat.....

 

[Dillinger4]

i don't like mondays.....








......i'll get my (80's Boomtown Rats) coat.....

I don't like Mondays.

But Friday I'm in love.

 

[quimcunx]

I read Atonement. It was OK.

Saturday, however, is probably one of my most despised books.

Did anything happen in either of them? In The Child In Time someone stole their child from outside Tesco, which sounds quite exciting but I think that happend 'off-stage'. At one point they were sat in a car and she cried a bit.

I made a little wee at that point.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

I don't like Mondays.

But Friday I'm in love.

fuck off staring at us

 

[electrogirl]

I don't know if this is totally blasphemous but I think he looks a little bit silly as a goth now.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

he hasn't really learnt to apply his eye liner has he?

 

[Dillinger4]

he hasn't really learnt to apply his eye liner has he?

I think it is intentional.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

 

[quimcunx]

I don't think that's intentional. I reckon he started with some clear mascara and just got carried away.

Like stencils. You start with a couple of fleur de lis on a drawer front and before you know it you're stencilling Dante's inferno on the toilet.

 

[Dillinger4]

I don't think that's intentional. I reckon he started with some clear mascara and just got carried away.

Like stencils. You start with a couple of fleur de lis on a drawer front and before you know it you're stencilling Dante's inferno on the toilet.

Dantes Inferno on the toilet.

That I would like to see.

 

[quimcunx]

Dantes Inferno on the toilet.

That I would like to see.

I'd have done it on one of the walls but they were covered variously in fleur de lis, Rennie Mackintosh roses, and a rather fine rendition of the Sistine Chapel muriel.

 

[Dillinger4]

I'd have done it on one of the walls but they were covered variously in fleur de lis, Rennie Mackintosh roses, and a rather fine rendition of the Sistine Chapel muriel.

I think I will get The Garden of Earthly Delights by Hieronymus Bosch done on the ceiling above my bed, to impress prospective girlfriends with.

 

[quimcunx]

I'd have Holbein's The Ambassadors. then if I went of him I'd manoeuvre him into the right position and point out the skull.

 

[Dillinger4]

I'd have Holbein's The Ambassadors. then if I went of him I'd manoeuvre him into the right position and point out the skull.

Impressive.



Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[Diamond]

The Master and Margarita by a mile.