
And a piece of piss to make yourself. I am currently achieving particularly pleasant results with Tesco own-brand apple juice (not the Value one). Homebrewing cider generally ends up meaning dry-as-a-bone cider (though you can brew it overstrength and add lemonade or ginger ale at serving time if you want a fizzy, sweeter brew), but that particular juice gives it some of the tartness and complexity you're looking for in a proper blended-apple-juice cider. I usually bung a couple of sticks of cinnamon in for that little extra something in the flavour, and brew using champagne yeast.
Frankly, I don't know why more people don't do it.

As a bloke who has been making his own cider for some years, I must dispute this.
I am normally able to gather enough cookers and eaterst to press and make 10gal cider most years (I have used Sauternes yeast for clearest results, but wine yeast will make the cider very strong/dry. Try open fermenting for a week before sealing the brew using the yeast present on the apple skins). Even adding tea for tannin and lemon juice for acid doesn't make my cider on a par with 'proper' cider.
Cider should be made with the correct ratio of 'sours' and 'bitters'. It gives the depth of flavour and the bitter on the back of the tongue that you just cant get with eating apple/apple juice cider.
I eschew 'single (eating) variety' cider as it tends to be quite sweet/lacking in depth. Westons 'flagon' scrumpy is pretty good, as is 'Old Rosie'. The best of the lot, however, is Thatchers, bought in a Somerset pub, choose 'orange' (medium) or 'yellow' (dry). Their scrumpy in the green plastic bottle is pretty good if you can't get to Somerset.
Also, try the ukcider wiki to find interesting local ciders.

Henneys if you're buying from a supermarket.Worth finding a pub that sells Thatchers Cheddar Valley though. As evil as its namesake but far more enjoyable.
i'm craving some cheddar valley now.
and its not even 12 o clock.
they sell it in the pub next to uni (the new oxford, salford, if anyones interested. great pub). had a few pints before a lecture once and had no food all day.
made for a nice hour giggling to myself in the middle of the lecturer talking about modernist soviet architecture.
Duvel is nice, I was drinking that stuff in Belgium, bit too strong and nice so I only had the one. Never bothered with it over here.Except Duvel.
i'm craving some cheddar valley now.
and its not even 12 o clock.
they sell it in the pub next to uni (the new oxford, salford, if anyones interested. great pub). had a few pints before a lecture once and had no food all day.
made for a nice hour giggling to myself in the middle of the lecturer talking about modernist soviet architecture.
when do you ever see exactly what's going into your pint btw?
I went to a pub once, ordered a cheddar valley, and the barman suspiciously went in to a back room to pull the pint. Pretty sure it was real CV tbf but i like to see exactly whats going into my pint!

No, it probably won't compete with the brands you describe - but having taken some to a festie/party/wedding reception a while back, I found it was being compared favourably with, eg., the Westons Organic. Which was a surprise, because I thought it was too dry, and not as complex...others disagreed
One day, when I can afford a press, I'll concentrate on Real Apple ciders. Meanwhile, this is as good as your average shop stuff, and possibly even a little better.
i had some chedder valley last night.
it was lovely.
when do you ever see exactly what's going into your pint btw?

I quite like K, seriously. For something of 8.4% it's actually quite nice if you drink it really cold. Infinitely superior to any super strength lager.
There is only one brew that is true...
I refer, of course, to the stuff that West Country farmers make for themselves. A brew so toxic and deadly that the people at Porton Down have, as of yet, been entirely unable to find a cure. A brew so potent that it also doubles as industrial drain cleaner, fuel for the farmer's vehicles and as a chemical weapon as well.
I am referring, naturally, to the dreaded and feared traditional farmhouse homebrewed cider.
