bluestreak
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chieftain said:no problemwhilst we're at it shall we stir up some more football fan stereo types?
it would be churlish not to. that's part of what fandom is all about.
Which club's fans are most deluded that their club is massive?
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it would be churlish not to. that's part of what fandom is all about.
Dr. Furface said:
we have in more recent history had several succesful seasons in the champions league, lead the premier league for a whole season and outplayed every other team in it, and played in a shitload of FA cup finals and UEFA cup semi finals in a bad season
we aren't a club like juventus or man utd, but we are still a big enough club to be playing in europe most seasons and our league record is pretty good
luque is a fucking joke, he's another alain boumsong, but i would bet a lot of money on newcasle having another really good season before 2010 and even if we don't win anything, we are still a bigger club than a lot of these shiteholes like spurs and villa (look at the results over the last 10 years
brixtonvilla
should be Oslovilla, really
Has to be Newcastle. A small club in a big stadium, sanctimonious supporters who think that a big crowd is automatically deserving of success, a "local" side with very little local talent on the pitch, countless millions spunked on appalling mercenaries to little effect... the biggest poisoned chalice in football. Only an utter tool would take the job after Roeder gets the tin-tack.
brixtonvilla said:
only an utter tool would take the job of a club with millions to spend and a guaranteed near full house. not one fucking london club can guarantee that. chelsea rarely fill up despite all the money they spend, yet newcastle have only failed to fill the ground in the alst 2 games after 3 dissapointing seasons. oh how depressing. it is annoying. but not to the extent of a wanky fucking shitehole like aston villa or tottenham who will n ever fucking play at san siro or nou camp ever cos this is a rde for you being in the top half of the table.
fucking aston villa are one of the longest running jokes in the league. how come a city with about 6 million daft brummy cunts in it doesn't produce a decent football team i\ever????
Newcastle.
"Shoes off if you love the Toon"
Go on then you fat cunts.
"Shoes off if you love the Toon"
Go on then you fat cunts.
marty21 said:
newcastle have played in the champions league and beaten times like kiev, barcelona, and roma
and in the leage we hav ebeaten villa home and away like 15 times in the last 10 years. soz but these clubs like tottenham, everton villa middlesborough etc aren't the same as newcastle. i bet we finish above all the fuckers despite having an atrocious start to the season
Ninjaboy said:
You've also been close to the third flight in the last 15 years.
brixtonvilla
should be Oslovilla, really
Ninjaboy said:
You've just proved my point. Only a Toon fan would make a big fucking noise about attendances, just to distract attention from the shite football served up week in, week out. Yap on about outplaying everyone in the league, getting to cup finals and semifinals - YOU. HAVE. WON. FUCK. ALL. SINCE. 1955.
The problem with Newcastle is the fucking fans, who buy the shirt, turn up and cough up regardless of the shit on offer, lining the pockets of people who regard you with utter contempt, and regard this mindless suckling at a very dry teat as a badge of honour.
Oh, and learn some history, you tool. We've played at the San Siro and won, we've beaten Barcelona. We've won the League, League Cup and European Cup in living memory. I'm not saying we're a big club now (we're getting back there), but we've got more class than you ramshackle little outfit will ever have, and our name is engraved on many things you have never even touched.
Ninjaboy said:
Did history begin with the premiership then?
brixtonvilla said:
What's funny is you and ninja responding to the thread starter. Superb WUM there.
Ninjaboy said:everton
at the moment we are going through a bad patch and we are almost as shit as everton
"Stand on one leg if you love the Toon"
Go on then.
"Shirts off if you love the Toon"
Fuck off you fat cunts, we'll all vomit.
bluestreak
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nonamenopackdrill said:
great innit, like a three way spurs-villa-toon battle!
brixtonvilla
should be Oslovilla, really
Wum?
I do think that in the last 20 years Villa have been the most boring team in the Premiership. Even when they were 2nd you knew they really had no chance and even when they're 17th you know they're not going down.
The sort of club you always beat at home and who always beat you away.
Incidentally, I've watched both Newcastle and Villa beat us 6-2 (and I think both games were televised!)
The sort of club you always beat at home and who always beat you away.
Incidentally, I've watched both Newcastle and Villa beat us 6-2 (and I think both games were televised!)
Wind up merchant.brixtonvilla said:
nonamenopackdrill said:
I've never understood how the merchant makes any profit.
To be a total pedant this isn't entirely true, as the Cup was started in 1872, some 16 years before the league. They're the only non-league team to win since the league was founded.
I would say they're all big clubs. I think the mistake being made is equating "success" with "big", the latter of which is pure opinion for anyone. In success terms Chelsea would be what some term as "small" if you took away just one fan.
It's a clever thread because Spurs, Everton and Newcastle fans will get royally pissed off with being compared to WH and MC - and also will all think they're 'bigger' than each other.
Cosmo Topper
Primative Screwhead
I voted city, and I still believe it, massive club etc, but at least when they went down into the Second Division (League 1 now, sigh) they still pulled in 20,000-30,000 people each week.
But newcastle are a real fucking joke. Won fuck in living memory, shit crowds until the Premiership/Keegan bandwagon appeared (12,000 average pre 92), and a belief that they're entitle to consider themselves a big club. As others have pointed out, even Villa won the European Cup.
But newcastle are a real fucking joke. Won fuck in living memory, shit crowds until the Premiership/Keegan bandwagon appeared (12,000 average pre 92), and a belief that they're entitle to consider themselves a big club. As others have pointed out, even Villa won the European Cup.
nonamenopackdrill said:
Actually it was meant more as a bit of blatant spurs-baiting than a general windup.
Adds... Also the Spuds fans also accuse us of being just as delusional that we are a massive club, as they are. Which as Bluestreak pointed out previously, is not really true at all. We actually enjoy the rollercoaster, up and down, random nature of supporting us. If we do get the takeover and buy our way to success, chelski style, that will be extremely dull and basically not west ham.
stavros said:
As I said on the first page, they are all big clubs yes (usually in prem, pull in 30,000 and over a week), but not massive/huge clubs...
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