Which brand of toilet roll do you prefer?

[Madusa]

shit! soz, still drunk n can hardly see straight lols

 

[Annierak]

shit! soz, still drunk n can hardly see straight lols

 

[Hi-ASL]

It's fine. You should never apologise for being shit-faced anyway. If other people aren't, that's their fault.

 

[Madusa]

yeah but i just came home and cooked myself 2 burgers and I swear they werent cooked proper before i wolfed them down. will i die'?

 

[Griff]

yeah but i just came home and cooked myself 2 burgers and I swear they werent cooked proper before i wolfed them down. will i die'?

'Fraid so.

 

[Hi-ASL]

Maybe. Have some vodka to kill the bacteria.

 

[Hi-ASL]

I'm curious anyway. 'Austria' was a response to... what?

 

[geminisnake]

well thank the lord for you

i get whatever's cheapest and will wipe my bum without laceration

Which is Andrex on special off ime

I will only buy Andrex. Years ago I tried others and they just weren't worth the money.
Griff, I have found that cheap loo roll will actually make my bits sore so I won't use it(and that was far too much info )
Runs away and hides.

 

[Tank Girl]

the puppies rock!

normally I get tesco's own, but last time I did the shopping andrex was on special offer, so got that instead. it had puppies on the paper

going back to no puppies will be a sad day

 

[felixthecat]

Whatever is on special offer in the supermarket.

I'm a toilet paper whore.

 

[Annierak]

the puppies rock!

normally I get tesco's own, but last time I did the shopping andrex was on special offer, so got that instead. it had puppies on the paper

going back to no puppies will be a sad day

Andrex seems to be on special offer a lot in my local tesco

I couldn't imagine life without that puppy pic now

 

[Annierak]

Whatever is on special offer in the supermarket.

I'm a toilet paper whore.

 

[moose]

Generic recycled.

 

[Madusa]

I'm curious anyway. 'Austria' was a response to... what?

a conversation i was having in my head, lol

 

[softybabe]

I'm an andrex girl, i love the puppy picture, awwww.

You?

Store's value range...recycled, cheaper and does the job

 

[Tank Girl]

Andrex seems to be on special offer a lot in my local tesco

I couldn't imagine life without that puppy pic now

do you get the one with the puppies on the paper?

 

[Annierak]

do you get the one with the puppies on the paper?

I have done but my usual roll is the normal andrex. Seems a shame to wipe yer arse on a pic of a baby labrador

 

[Madusa]

I have done but my usual roll is the normal andrex. Seems a shame to wipe yer arse on a pic of a baby labrador

I bet you get the peach coloured roll.

 

[Annierak]

I bet you get the peach coloured roll.

I do not!!! How very dare you! I get the white one cos it goes with my bathroom colour scheme

 

[Madusa]

I do not!!! How very dare you! I get the white one cos it goes with my bathroom colour scheme

i like the way Andrex smells.

 

[Annierak]

i like the way Andrex smells.

It's lovely innit? I just sit there sniffing it, even when i don't need a pee or owt

 

[Madusa]

It's lovely innit? I just sit there sniffing it, even when i don't need a pee or owt

i always give it a sniff before a wipe.

 

[Annierak]

i always give it a sniff before a wipe.

I sometimes sniff after i wipe

 

[Madusa]

I sometimes sniff after i wipe

You look the sort.

 

[Annierak]

You look the sort.

Snob!!!

 

[Strumpet]

a conversation i was having in my head, lol

I usually get Nouvelle.

 

[Madusa]

pmsl!

Right, Im off to bed. Wankered and knackered.

Muy cansada! Buenos noches. x

 

[Annierak]

pmsl!

Right, Im off to bed. Wankered and knackered.

Muy cansada! Buenos noches. x

LOL

Muy cansada! Buenos noches Madusa x

 

[Y_I_Otter]

Never use the stuff. Smearing your shit around with parts of a dead tree until it's dry-- and then walking around like that all day-- is revolting. I do the great majority of my pooping near a ready supply of soap and water.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I'm an andrex girl, i love the puppy picture, awwww.

You?

I buy whatever's cheapest, and has the largest number of squares per roll.

It's paper designed to wipe your ass with, then flush down the toilet. I try not to put too much thought into it.