Which bands would you like to see fight each other with their instruments?

[Mrs Magpie]

The Dirty Dozen

vs

Kiss

I know who my money is on, and it's not the blokes in make-up

 

[El Jefe]

The Dirty Dozen

as a derail, one of the finest bands in the world

gutted that i've never got round to seeing them - yet.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

I had to redo my pic, El Jefe

 

[stavros]

vs

Reinacting an old war of words, both wearing t-shirts saying the other band "are shite".

 

[jcsd]

Never liked Mogwai, no end product.

 

[twistedAM]

britney vs whitney .... mud wrestling

and the winner gets to fight Beyonce

 

[Clint Iguana]

Spooky, I was going to say s club 7 V Motorhead

when two sevens clash....

system seven v shed seven

for seven rounds

on 7/7

and kick seven bells out of each other.

in this venue

 

[chico enrico]

when two sevens clash....

system seven v shed seven

for seven rounds

on 7/7

and kick seven bells out of each other.

in this venue

with respect, unless you are a Shed Seven fan with a massive grudge against rave-lite progressive noodlings that wouldn't exactly be 'The rumble in the jungle' MKII.

Steve Hillage is about 78 and looks like Steven Hawking after coming off the waltzers at the funfair and the other core members of System Seven are a) a woman; b) dead.

 

[chico enrico]

Spooky, I was going to say s club 7 V Motorhead

I would be more in favour of petitioning for an oil wrestling match between Tina from S Club 7 and the drummer from The Apostles/Parkinsons and sundry other 2nd rate punk bands

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Frankie Yankovic and Joey Miskulin

v

DAF

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Travelling Wilburys

vs

Whitesnake

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Public Enemy

vs

Public Image Limited

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Mormon Tabernacle Choir

vs



Red Army Chorus

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Insane Clown Posse

vs

Prussian Blue

 

[rollinder]

Westlife (with stools)
v The Pouges (all instriments plus tin trays and glass bottles of booze)

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

 

[stavros]

Is that Prince Philip?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Leonard Cohen

vs

Yo Yo Ma

Ring announcer: "Alright you two: get in that ring and fight like bitches!"

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Slipknot

vs











The von Trapp Family

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Gwar

VS
The Wombles

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Kate Bush

vs







The Singing Nun

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

The Monkees

vs








The Banana Splitz

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Aretha Franklin

vs














Burl Ives

 

[Gerry1time]

Wu Tang Clan vs Henry Rollins. Lets see if he thinks he's so tough then.

I've met the man. His neck is wider than his head. If Wu Tang were unarmed, it would only take seconds.

 

[invisibleplanet]

I don't know yet, but it's going to involve Paiste Gongs.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Amy Winehouse

vs

















Iggy Pop

 

[Jenerys]

The Monkees


vs




The Banana Splitz

That would have livened up Saturday mornings

 

[Badger Kitten]

Amy Winehouse

vs


Iggy Pop

Iggy would eat her like a twiglet.

 

[mauvais]

The Polyphonic Spree.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

James Brown

vs
















Glen Campbell