Velvet Underground - #1 choice, get to jam with Cale, fucking top.
Rolling Stones - Nah, I'd still be in 'em now and I want to retire early.
Led Zep - I'd have been too fat.
The Beatles - Scousers.
Pink Floyd - Maybe early Floyd.
Sex Pistols - I wanna be adored by my fans, not glassed and gobbed at.
The Who - Couldn't change that line-up, I'd rather watch from the stands.
Beach Boys - I see the future and it's Kokomo.
Black Sabbath - they smell.
The Kinks - pop-tastic! Maybe.
The Doors - I'd have smacked that pretentious cunt and been thrown out.
The Small Faces - Very cool, maybe.