Where does my shoe go?

[Orang Utan]

Not so much creepy as really superior. I deal with people like that so badly that I end up having no working relationship with them at all - I don't think he addressed me by name once in 3 years in that job.

I got my own back the other day by genuinely forgetting his name! To his face!

I'm sure he's gutted.

PieEye - I met someone at my work who used to work where you work and has the same name as you!
What a mundane coincidence
Sorry

 

[Pieface]

Is she a runner?

 

[Orang Utan]

Is she a runner?

Well, she can walk

 

[Pieface]

We used to get each other's post. I got her job contract one day and thought I'd had a pay cut

 

[Orang Utan]

I got the GSCE results of a kid with the same name as me - he was a 'rem' and got all Es and Fs - I was heartbroken, he was jubilant.

 

[Pieface]

And now you want a new job

 

[mauvais]

I take my shoes off at my desk because I don't like wearing them. When I try to put them on again without looking, one is always never to be found. Until I look under my desk! It's there, practically one inch from the one I found without looking

What the fuck is this all about?

It's Schrödinger's shoe, obviously. Give it back, you twat!