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Where can I hire tails, top hat, watch chain. monacle etc?

Here's some gloves for you. Only a fiver

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I checked that top hat link. I see they also do bowler hats. I quite fancy having a bowler hat. My local pub insists that I remove my baseball cap when I go in there (video cameras) but I think their attitude would be a bit different if I was sporting a fine bowler with my initials in gold on the hat band.

On the other hand, having bought the bowler I wouldn't be able to afford to go in the pub for about a year. Being a gentleman I would take off the hat indoors anyway, but then I could demand a hat rack. They don't even have a spittoon, so low have their standards sunk.

I would recommend my favourite brand of monocle. The name is engraved around the edge. However when I take it off I can't see well enough to read it.

A stout cane is also worth having for when perambulating in the city. It also affords some protection against unruly blaggards and footpads. I would prefer a swordstick but the constabulary have already warned me about that and it remains at home under the bed.
 
I checked that top hat link. I see they also do bowler hats. I quite fancy having a bowler hat. My local pub insists that I remove my baseball cap when I go in there (video cameras) but I think their attitude would be a bit different if I was sporting a fine bowler with my initials in gold on the hat band.

On the other hand, having bought the bowler I wouldn't be able to afford to go in the pub for about a year. Being a gentleman I would take off the hat indoors anyway, but then I could demand a hat rack. They don't even have a spittoon, so low have their standards sunk.

I would recommend my favourite brand of monocle. The name is engraved around the edge. However when I take it off I can't see well enough to read it.

A stout cane is also worth having for when perambulating in the city. It also affords some protection against unruly blaggards and footpads. I would prefer a swordstick but the constabulary have already warned me about that and it remains at home under the bed.


You're so dapper, or you would be if you had any of that :D

Fake ivory stick = £24

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It's scary how much you suit that look :D Tbh it's scary how much you suit every look - I've never seen a cow costume carried off with such panache.

The Victoriana makes you look a bit like you're about to go out and carve up some working class folk before taking a hansom cab back to your townhouse.
 
I agree with May. How do you manage to do victorian toff, 70's porn and furry animal and still look :cool:?? :D
 
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