When you're in charge of a space ship

[Detroit City]

who do you want backing you up?

it would have to be spock cause he had both brains and brawn. chewie just has brawn and bad breath

 

[dilute micro]

Who the fuck would want chewbacca

 

[likesfish]

spock at least somebody would know what the fucks going on.
chewies a pet dog

 

[kyser_soze]

Spock, obviously.

Although I'd rather not have HAL9000 as the ship's computer, if you don't mind.

You'd want a murderous, schizophrenic AI as a ship's computer?

 

[Diamond]

If Star Wars is a rip-off of Seven Samurai, is Chewbecca a rip-off of Kikuchiyo (Toshino Mifune's hairy, animalistic pseudo-Samurai)?

 

[xes]

Chewbacca, cos i doubt Spok'd let me suck him off.

 

[kabbes]

Nobody has mentioned that Chewie is one of the finest astromechanics in the galaxy? For shame. With Chewie you get Spock AND Scottie rolled into one huggable killing machine. It has to be Chewie every time.

 

[kyser_soze]

Yeah, but at no point has Chewie ever sacrificed himself by stepping into the matter/anti-matter reaction chamber wearing only heavy gloves, and I don't think he ever would.

 

[kabbes]

Spock, for all his posturing, is basically useless baggage whose only skill was in sacrificing the few for the sake of the many.

Chewie is awesomeness personified.

This isn't even a contest.

 

[kained&able]

backing me up definatly chewie.

he can fly the ship, fix things(kinda)and can rip peoples arms off.

What does spock do on the ship? huh? sits there in his big comfy chair tellling me about logic, what use is that? Especially if there is no other crew or anything. I'd perfer a piolet or weapons person then a some poncey silly eared officer.


dave

 

[Hocus Eye.]

Last time I was in charge of a space ship my crew mate was an agency temp. Just can't get the staff any more. I wonder if Spock does agency work now that he has been laid off. I expect he gets more work as a masseur than a space-ship officer though.

 

[Belushi]

Rygel XVI

 

[kabbes]

On the other hand, apparently Star Trek IS this generation's Star Wars...

 

[dilute micro]

Chewie is awesomeness personified.

This isn't even a contest.

all chewbacca is going to do is clog up the toilet.

 

[ruffneck23]

spock so i could take the piss out of him without him realising , if i did that to chewie he prolly rip off my arms and eat them :

 

[T & P]

Leia of course.

 

[Juice Terry]

If Star Wars is a rip-off of Seven Samurai, is Chewbecca a rip-off of Kikuchiyo (Toshino Mifune's hairy, animalistic pseudo-Samurai)?

Its not though, it's Kurosawa's "The Hidden Fortress" that influences the story, Mifune is in that as well though.

My space buddy would have to be Kaylee Frye

 

[Melinda]

Neelix

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Neelix

No-one would pick Neelix. Not even his Mum!

 

[Gromit]

Is it a top of the range starship or some mongrel ship thats been cobbled together?

Chewy would never cope with all the systems on the Enterprise but Spock wouldn't be able to fix the Millenium Falcon by hitting it with a spanner.

 

[Belushi]

No-one would pick Neelix. Not even his Mum!

Is there anyone who doesnt hate Neelix? what a cock.

 

[Santino]

How old was his girlfriend? 3? Pervert.

 

[DotCommunist]

Is there anyone who doesnt hate Neelix? what a cock.

I don't know why someone didn't discreetly airlock him.

There were Maquis aboard Voyager as well, surely one of them was used to acting in that sort of manner?

the federation: even their terrorists are pussies

 

[Melinda]

*vomits at the thought of Kes's ears*

Im glad she grew her hair to cover them. Would have stopped me watching the show.

 

[Bakunin]

Spock, obviously.



You'd want a murderous, schizophrenic AI as a ship's computer?

Check this out. here's the mighty Hal9000 having a chat with Gunnery Sergeant Hartman of 'Full Metal Jacket' fame:

 

[SpookyFrank]

Rygel XVI

Win

 

[SpookyFrank]

Leia of course.

Leia is fucking useless. I'd sooner have Padme "Paedo" Amidala than her.

 

[T & P]

Well she can wear that bikini Jabba gave her any time whilst in my cockpit.

 

[Detroit City]

nerds

 

[Gromit]

Tell us something we don't know fewl.