When you forget to eat breakfast

[madzone]

I'd eat him for breakfast any time of day.


yum.

He is a bit isn't he? I was thinking that when I posted it

 

[Herbsman.]

Nah, just mark me down as an anomaly - a fat person who really doesn't eat very much

I have already published a theory that some fat people are fat not because they eat too much, but because they don't actually eat enough. As a result of calorie deficiency caused by long-term undereating, the body 'trips a switch' and starts a different metabolic process, which causes the body to work twice as hard to convert and store energy as fat, in an attempt to prevent starvation. Thus, eating too little food actually causes some people to get fat!

The reverse has happened to me. I overate for too long and now my body works twice as hard to shed fat, thus I remain thin despite having a significantly higher calorific intake than the average person!

 

[madzone]

I have already published a theory that some fat people are fat not because they eat too much, but because they don't actually eat enough. As a result of calorie deficiency caused by long-term undereating, the body 'trips a switch' and starts a different metabolic process, which causes the body to work twice as hard to convert and store energy as fat, in an attempt to prevent starvation. Thus, eating too little food actually causes some people to get fat!

The reverse has happened to me. I overate for too long and now my body works twice as hard to shed fat, thus I remain thin despite having a significantly higher calorific intake than the average person!

It was probably all the alcohol, to be fair.

Anyway, I had the bran flakes at 2pm in the end. Now I can't be arsed cooking dinner

 

[kained&able]

if you've not ha d a2nd meal of the day then surely dinner becomes lunch!


dave

 

[madzone]

Oh yeah!

Oh well, 'lunch' is going to be fuck all because I simply can't be arsed

 

[Detroit City]

Do you feel odd cutting straight to a lunch style meal? I'm in a dither because I'd decided to have Bran Flakes for breakfast but then I forgot. Now I don't know whether to have the Bran Flakes now or if I should have something more lunchy

I really don't know how I cope with the stress

i never eat breakfast

 

[Strumpet]

What's the problem, eat what you feel like, nevermind the time.......me and eldest just had a lovely fry up (breakfast and lunch all in one)......

Even if it is tweakster

Tweakster! Lol I like

I'd eat him for breakfast any time of day.
yum.

Rawwwrrrrr me too

 

[Cloud]

tbh I think my lack of a religious breakfast regime has done me no good. I rarely ate breakfast as a child and suffered massive migraines all the time. Even when doing a quite demanding cycling routine I didn't eat when I got up in the morning.

I'm actually going to try and work on breakfast but I just dont feel like I can eat anything first thing.

 

[teuchter]

Those continentals, they eat lunchtime stuff for breakfast, and look at them! They talk all funny.

They have a habit of eating dinner at lunchtime, too.

 

[mentalchik]

I have already published a theory that some fat people are fat not because they eat too much, but because they don't actually eat enough. As a result of calorie deficiency caused by long-term undereating, the body 'trips a switch' and starts a different metabolic process, which causes the body to work twice as hard to convert and store energy as fat, in an attempt to prevent starvation. Thus, eating too little food actually causes some people to get fat!

Interesting as i have been told this by various medical types at work !

 

[pootle]

i never eat breakfast

Me either. I get out of the habit of eating first thing generally though oversleeping and rushing aroud. Couldn't start the day without a strong black coffee though. Generally have a piece of fruit or a frusli bar when I get to work though. Or a croissant/cake if hungover

 

[dilute micro]

Remember that coffee can be your breakfast just like beer can be your dinner.

 

[madzone]

Yesterday all I ate was a bowl of branflakes and a small bowl of ice cream and I've put on a pound.

Explain that Gillian Fucking Mckeith

 

[Yelkcub]

If it helps, I had a banana at 5.30am, porridge at 7am, I've just wolfed down a bag of crisps, I'm half way through a sausage roll with brown sauce and I've got a nice big tub of fresh fruit for after.

Why don't you start with that and see how you go?

 

[madzone]

If it helps, I had a banana at 5.30am, porridge at 7am, I've just wolfed down a bag of crisps, I'm half way through a sausage roll with brown sauce and I've got a nice big tub of fresh fruit for after.

Why don't you start with that and see how you go?

FUCK OFF!!

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

When I miss breakfast I don't make any change to my 1pm lunch plans.

 

[Yelkcub]

FUCK OFF!!

Tsk, last time I help out!

 

[madzone]

When I miss breakfast I don't make any change to my 1pm lunch plans.

Weirdo

 

[madzone]

Tsk, last time I help out!

I know, I'm so ungrateful

 

[Yelkcub]

I know, I'm so ungrateful

I've got some pasta for lunch - a Weight Watchers macaroni cheese which I've convinced myself with give me the carbs I need to train tonight but will have less fat than standard ready meals

 

[pogofish]

Yesterday all I ate was a bowl of branflakes and a small bowl of ice cream and I've put on a pound.

Explain that Gillian Fucking Mckeith

Your weight can fluctuate by several pounds daily for a number of reasons apart from food.

How often do you weigh yourself?

 

[madzone]

Your weight can fluctuate by several pounds daily for a number of reasons apart from food.

How often do you weigh yourself?

Either every ten minutes or not for a month. ATM it's daily (or maybe 2-3 times if I'm really honest) first thing in the morning

 

[pogofish]

Cut it back - weekly if you must, or better still monthly. Saves you getting wound-up by natural daily fluctuations.