Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
do you want a picture or something? wankerI have no trouble whatever believing that
When you find a hair in your food...
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DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
couldn't give a toss. I'll pull a hair out of my mouth and carry on eating
Thimble Queen
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When I was at monty back in the 90s, I found a hair baked into a sausage roll. Trouble was I'd already eaten and swallowed moat of it so had to pull on the hair to get it out of my throat a lot of sausage roll came back up with it. Got rid of the hair and kept going.
The fella's hair gets fucking EVERYWHERE. I am constantly pulling it out of the sinkdrain, it hides on the floor and wraps itself around my naked toes (which is unbelievably irritating!), gets in the fucking toothbrush, all over my clothes, everywhere.You might be a level up from us
Although OH is constantly surprised that there's even any hair on my head the rate it falls out all over the flat.
*I have very thick, long black hair.
Thimble Queen
Called away to another place
His hair sounds like my hair. My OH gets me back by using my hair brush on his beard and not pulling the hairs out after
Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
he's always professing disbelief of even the most mundane of my posts. pisses me off. why would i lie about such a thing? he's a petty little cunt
He said he'd believe it, not disbelieve it. Perhaps he's just trying to amuse you?
I dunno - you got general beef or sommat? Cos it does still look like an over-reaction from here mate.
Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
He was being sarcastic. There is history as I said above.
Bahnhof Strasse
Let's av ya fuckin' dancin'!
Anyways, your food turns up with a bunch of pubes in it...
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
andysays
Love and solidarity
You've got it into your head that I'm always professing disbelief at your posts, but it really is just in your head.
I can't remember exactly what the previous examples are, but I genuinely do believe that you are exactly the sort of person who would not only eat muesli but also say that it was "delicious" and even that it's "the only one we have in the house"
I may well be a wanker or even a cunt, but not for the reason you appear to think
Pickman's model
sunset spires and twilight woods
Matter of opinionProbably most food I ate as a kid had dog hair in it. Didn't do me any harm.
Yuwipi Woman
Whack-A-Mole Queen
To paraphrase my mother when she served oatmeal with weavils in it: "It's just good protein."
Thimble Queen
Called away to another place
If you two can't play nicely, why don't you just leave each other alone.
andysays
Love and solidarity
He started it, Miss, he called me a wanker and said I was accusing him of being a liar
i would continue to eat, I think, even if grossed out. If my food falls on the ground, i also pick it up and eat it afterwards.
Maybe im a bit of a knacker
Maybe im a bit of a knacker Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
i would continue to eat, I think, even if grossed out. If my food falls on the ground, i also pick it up and eat it afterwards.
If a sweetie fell on the ground, I might still pick it up and eat it (depending on the surface it fell on), but not much else.
Thimble Queen
Called away to another place
He started it, Miss, he called me a wanker and said I was accusing him of being a liar
And you can be the bigger boy and put a stop to it, can't you
Yeh, I'm a scruff myself, but if a child is involved and their food falls....well as a devoted Auntie (and im also privileged 'Auntie' to many other kids whom I adore with every fabric of my being but am not related to), I may tell them not to eat it. Depends on the parents!
Pickman's model
sunset spires and twilight woods
andysays, I believe every single post ou makes about his behaviour. I suggest you should believe him too even when his behaviour is incredible.
andysays
Love and solidarity
I don't think I should comment on this subject anymore, in case Thimble Queen sends me to stand in the corner for the rest of the thread
geminisnake
a complex mass of conflicting ideas
Pickman's model
sunset spires and twilight woods
She can't do that, it's a circular room. You'd have to stand on the naughty step instead.I don't think I should comment on this subject anymore, in case Thimble Queen sends me to stand in the corner for the rest of the thread
Thimble Queen
Called away to another place
I don't think I should comment on this subject anymore, in case Thimble Queen sends me to stand in the corner for the rest of the thread
Pickers is along the right lines... It'd be the sinbin, if anywhere.
Pickman's model
sunset spires and twilight woods
No sinbin, that implies some kids are rubbish
andysays
Love and solidarity
Just as long as you don't make me write lines. I don't think I could stand to write
even once, far less one hundred times
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
its the 10 second rule, if its on the ground for less than 10 seconds its all good....perhaps...i would continue to eat, I think, even if grossed out. If my food falls on the ground, i also pick it up and eat it afterwards.
Thimble Queen
Called away to another place
Orang Utan
Maybe I like the misery
it's five seconds, not ten
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