When in private do you eat stuff that falls on the floor?

[Funky_monks]

I would, if I could beat the dogs to it, but they are much quicker than I could ever be. Sometimes it doesn't even touch the floor before its inside a Jack Russell.

 

[Detroit City]

Variables. a Powerful vacuum cleaner + chocolate straight from the Fridge = Yes

good point

 

[qoidjgf]

when?
as long as i know the floor is clean.

 

[Detroit City]

its sort of funny that some people will eat food off the floor but freak out when they find a hair in their food

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Depends on how clean the floor and how liquid the food.

Peanut, yes. Custard, no. There is a grey area, however, somewhere around cake.

Anything that isn't solid and hard and dry is a no-no. Cake is definitely a no-no

 

[Funky_monks]

Cake is definitely a no-no

Let them eat floorcake.

 

[quimcunx]

Anything that isn't solid and hard and dry is a no-no. Cake is definitely a no-no

Jaffa cake from a clean lino or wooden floor? Really no?

 

[MikeMcc]

Depends on whether I can be arsed. If it's something expensive / hot etc then probably yes. A stray nut , no.

 

[Epona]

My bloke made himself a red leicester sandwich from some quite pricey nice cheese - one of the cats dashed up and nicked a lump of cheese out of it - he took the cheese out of the cat's mouth, wiped it off, and put it back in his sarnie. He's not died as a result. The cat was well fucked off though

 

[mentalchik]

My bloke made himself a red leicester sandwich from some quite pricey nice cheese - one of the cats dashed up and nicked a lump of cheese out of it - he took the cheese out of the cat's mouth, wiped it off, and put it back in his sarnie. He's not died as a result. The cat was well fucked off though

And in answer to the question well of course...........

 

[Detroit City]

My bloke made himself a red leicester sandwich from some quite pricey nice cheese - one of the cats dashed up and nicked a lump of cheese out of it - he took the cheese out of the cat's mouth, wiped it off, and put it back in his sarnie. He's not died as a result. The cat was well fucked off though

that is disgusting

 

[DotCommunist]

I wouldn't eat it but I'd definetly prise it from the cats mouth, the thieving little fucker. Such behaviour must go unrewarded

 

[becki1701]

its sort of funny that some people will eat food off the floor but freak out when they find a hair in their food

Depends what kinda hair it is