Fuck that...i'm getting the train to Brighton and they can come pick me upin return for having me around
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Spend? Me? My mum makes it appear every year 
Shoreham-by-Sea. i.e. the nice bit
Do you reckon you'll have to book a train ticket?

This too
ARE NOT REAL LONDONERS (exception made for Elven types taking enviable Winter gambling breaks)
Get off our urbans land you filthy immigrants. Coming here taking our jobs, stealing our special Winterval moments.
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you two won't want your christmas presents then from me then?![]()
Shoreham-by-Sea. i.e. the nice bit
Do you reckon you'll have to book a train ticket?
erm... cos I'm a filthy immigrant![]()

I used to spend Christmas and New Year traipsing around between my parents (who are divorced) - taking stupidly packed trains up and down for inflated prices, wasting whole days travelling there and back, making sure to be in London for NYE because that's where friends are having parties.