What's your favourite chant?

[JTG]

Which reminds me...

Stevie Bull's a tatter
He wears an England cap
He plays for Wolverhampton
He is a lovely chap
He scores 'em with his left foot
He scores 'em with his right
And when he plays the Albion
He scores all fucking night!

He was sold to Wolves by West Brom so of course they had to say...

Thank you very much for Stevie Bull, thank you very much thank you very very very much

I'm sure it was WBA's pleasure

 

[JTG]

At the Vetch whenever we went there there was always a huge OB presence. They used to work in shifts so part way through the match one load of plod would troop out to replace the previous mob. The Swansea North Bank would strike up with:

Who let the pigs out?
Oink oink oink oink!

You probably had to be there

One of my favourite songs when playing our dearly beloved neighbours from over the Severn is 'They should have built a wall, not a bridge' to the tune of 'Coming round the mountain'

Thank you and goodnight

 

[Maggot]

How many favourite chants have you got Jittug?

 

[Onket]

He's got some good uns, to be fair.

When we were in the Premier League, all those years ago, pretty much every team used to sing "Going down, going down, going down" at us to which we would amusingly reply "So are we, so are we, so are we".

 

[Biffo]

Andy Johnson is a diving cunt
He looks like he's in the national front
He hasn't scored for about 10 games
Because he is a diving cunt

 

[sleaterkinney]

Andy Johnson is a diving cunt
He looks like he's in the national front
He hasn't scored for about 10 games
Because he is a diving cunt

4/10

Sleigh bells ring
are you listening?
In the lane
ice is glistening
But he doesn't slip
Rudolph gave him a trip
walking in a Johnson wonderland

 

[Onket]

4/10

That is being very generous.

 

[sleaterkinney]

That is being very generous.

It's christmas.

 

[passenger]

for his a jolly good fellow ,for his a jolly good fellow,for his a jolly good fellow
and say so all of us,and so say all of us " hora hora "

 

[Biffo]

4/10

Sleigh bells ring
are you listening?
In the lane
ice is glistening
But he doesn't slip
Rudolph gave him a trip
walking in a Johnson wonderland

It's good..... but it rhymes too much and there's not enough swearing in it.

 

[niclas]

"1-0 to the sheepshaggers"

- Wrexham and Wales fans reclaim the word

"We hope your balls drop off"

- to any injured opposition player (tune: Those were the days my friend)

 

[k_s]

Carefree wherever you may be,

We are the famous CFC.

And we don't give a fuck,

Wherever you may be,

'Cos we are the famous CFC.

 

[JTG]

Damn Chesterfield fans get everywhere

 

[Termite Man]

Damn Chesterfield fans get everywhere

they alao have the worst chants in the history of football it seems !

 

[3_D]

'You're Welsh and you know you are' - sung against Bristol City.

I think they enjoy it.

Yeah it's brilliant!

Hark now hear the Rovers sing
The C*ty ran away
And we will fight forever more
Because of New Years Day

(New Years Day 1987 - Rovers were hammered at Ashton Gate for 89 minutes before Gary Smart popped up in the 90th to smack a 25 yarder into the net at the the away end. 1-0, have that you shithead bastards )

I was there. It was the quietest game ever, due to the 11 o'clock kick-off on new years day - 20,000 REALLY passionate football fans, just hung over as fuck!
Er, by the way, at what stage did we "run away?". I think not, eh? Remember I was ACTUALLY THERE

We had joy we had fun we had C*ty on the run
But the fun didn't last 'cos the bastards ran too fast...

I refer the right honerable gentleman to my above reply. You had "City on the run"? I don't think so son

Ooooooooooooooh
Torpey is a wanker
He wears a wanker's hat
He used to play for C*ty and he is a fucking twat
He misses on the left side
He misses on the right
And when he played for C*ty
He was a load of shite!

Fair enough.

 

[JTG]

I'm only playing. I just have this fantastic memory of my mate at Waterloo once, a bit pissed. Some brass band were playing the carol and he started marching across the concourse singing the rude version

 

[3_D]

I'm only playing. I just have this fantastic memory of my mate at Waterloo once, a bit pissed. Some brass band were playing the carol and he started marching across the concourse singing the rude version

Fair enough. Merry Christmas to all you sag cunts! And may Geoff Dunford lead you to the heights to which he aspires in 2007!

 

[JTG]

Savage Henry's started a thread for all that nonsense and I've already dissed you lot on it

But I'll make an exception for present company, Merry Christmas you Shithead wanker

 

[3_D]

Savage Henry's started a thread for all that nonsense and I've already dissed you lot on it

But I'll make an exception for present company, Merry Christmas you Shithead wanker

OK yeah just seen that and commented........

 

[Maggot]

West Ham fans to Eggert Magnusson:

If you've made a lot of money from your biscuits
Buy our club.

 

[mk12]

[to 'when the crowd says BO, SELECTA']

Van Per-sie,
when a girl says no,
molest her.

 

[tangerinedream]

When i was just a little boy,
i asked my mother what will i be,
will i be Blackpool or pne,heres what she said to me,
Wash your mouth out son, go get your fathers gun,
go shoot some preston scum,shoot some preston scum.

Altogether now,

We hate Preston North End, We hate Preston North End, We hate Preston North End -oh- Preston we hate you....

I always liked the Du du du du du du du tune that was apparantly, UB40's sailing randomly sung as a football chant by people like me who hadn't got a clue what it was or why we were singing it, other than it sounded good.