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What's your favourite chant?

hibee said:
Hibs v Dundee Utd (apropos of nothing)

"Today I heard a rumour

Darren Jackson's got a tumour

What a wonderful way

To spend your day

Watching Darren Jackson pass away"

I actually turned round to tell the bloke to shut up, as did a few people around me, but I saw he was about 6"5' and just wearing a vest despite it being February in Leith. So I kept quiet.
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all the huns, they were cryin
as billy wright, he lay dyin
etc
etc

celtic to rangers.

i did not tell anyone to shut-up, in fact i gleefully joined in
 
Whenever some no mark team sings 'Who are ya, who are ya' at Anfield this season:

"WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE"

Other than that

"Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
He'll pass it for 40 yards
He's big and he's fucking hard (or ours when playing the rent boys)
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard"
 
To the tune of "Que sara sara"

When i was just a little boy
I asked my mother what team would i see
Would it be Vale, would it be Stoke?
Here's what she said to me:

"Wash your mouth with soap!
It's gotta be Stoke, it's Stoke
Go get your father's gun
Shoot the Vale scum"

WE HATE VALE
WE HATE VALE
WE HATE VALE
 
Chorlton said:
all the huns, they were cryin
as billy wright, he lay dyin
etc
etc

celtic to rangers.

i did not tell anyone to shut-up, in fact i gleefully joined in
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:D

So would I, that's fuckin brilliant
 
Luton fans to W**ford fans, or anyone else for that matter...(and my personal favourite)

"Elton John is illegitmate
He aint got no birth certificate
He's got AIDS and can't get rid of it
he's a w**ford bastard"

Ipswich also have a version of this...

Delia Smith is illegitmate
Her food taste like someone shit in it
She's got aids and can't get rid of it
She's a Norwich bastard

"shit ground three points, shit ground three points"

(Luton fans to Palace fans on Saturday who tried to sing the eternally imaginiative "Shit ground..." song at us...)

"2-1 in your cup final, 2-1 in your cup final...."

(Luton fans remind Palace fans of the score on the opening day of the season after Simon "cunt" Jordan claimed in the programme that our game v them was "Luton's cup final...")

"You've got no history, you've got no history...."

Sung to that fake football team, "MK Dons"
 
Relahni said:
I liked the cockneys chant to Rooney yesterday -

You're fat and your bird's a slag.

terrace humour - disgusting!!!! :mad: :o :rolleyes: ;)
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Beat me to it. That was my favourite chant last night. Close second was Man U singing "We've got one stand bigger than your ground" after the attendance was announced.

What are the words to Man U's song about George Best, sung to the tune of Yellow Submarine? Sounded to me like "We all live in Georgie Best's road...". If so, it's a shit song for one of their legends isn't it?
 
I posted this on the worst chant thread aswell, because i didnt see this one, but i think it deserves two mentions, since its catchy, and very accurate....

" Your mums your dad, your dads your mum,
Your interbred, Your burnley scum"


Or to the tune of daydream believer,

" cheer up Stevie Cotterill, oh what can it mean? To a fat burnley bastard, and a shit football teeaaaam.

Or when we have just completly run out of ideas,

" Burnley bastard twats and cunts.....FANNYS"

Bit of blue fo' dads.
 
For Wayne Rooney, To the tune of Joleene. Coleen,Coleen,Coleen,Im begging of you please dont let him meet your nan.
 
STFC Loyal said:
What are the words to Man U's song about George Best, sung to the tune of Yellow Submarine? Sounded to me like "We all live in Georgie Best's road...". If so, it's a shit song for one of their legends isn't it?
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Man City have one to Yellow Submarine - "We all live in a Robbie Fowler house" because God owns so much property round Manchester.
 
"My garden shed,
Is bigger than this,
My garden shed is bigger than this,
It's got a door,
And a window,
My garden shed is bigger than this"
 
Onslow said:
I posted this on the worst chant thread aswell, because i didnt see this one, but i think it deserves two mentions, since its catchy, and very accurate....

" Your mums your dad, your dads your mum,
Your interbred, Your burnley scum"


Or to the tune of daydream believer,

" cheer up Stevie Cotterill, oh what can it mean? To a fat burnley bastard, and a shit football teeaaaam.

Or when we have just completly run out of ideas,

" Burnley bastard twats and cunts.....FANNYS"

Bit of blue fo' dads.
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Do you know,
"chim-chiney, chim-chimeny, chim, chim cher-oo
We hate those bastards in Claret and Blue"
 
STFC Loyal said:
What are the words to Man U's song about George Best, sung to the tune of Yellow Submarine? Sounded to me like "We all live in Georgie Best's road...". If so, it's a shit song for one of their legends isn't it?
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at number 1... was georgie best
at number 2... was georgie best
at number 3... was georgie best
etc etc etc
till: "we all live in a georgie best world"

I think it may have originally been a citteh song about someone else - bell?
 
Andy the Don said:
Park, Park,
Who ever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country,
But it could be worse,
You could be scouse,
Eating rats in your council house..
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If i didnt live 3 doors away from carragher, In my 6 bed dectached with pool i would find that funny, sorry off for a swim, is it cold were you are :)

plus hope your only singing that to the red shite

the posh scouse from blundellsands :)
 
Chorlton said:
at number 1... was georgie best
at number 2... was georgie best
at number 3... was georgie best
etc etc etc
till: "we all live in a georgie best world"

I think it may have originally been a citteh song about someone else - bell?
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Thanks for that Chorlton. Fair play to the Man U, they sang it almost constantly on Sunday, but I would have thought they could come up with a better song than that. They have got some good songs.
 
BIG davie H said:
If i didnt live 3 doors away from carragher, In my 6 bed dectached with pool i would find that funny, sorry off for a swim, is it cold were you are :)

plus hope your only singing that to the red shite

the posh scouse from blundellsands :)
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you have a six bedroom house with a swimming pool, but it's still on Merseyside..

Just for BIG davie H, to the tune of "Football's Coming Home"

They're burgling homes
They're burgling homes
They're burgling
Scousers burgle homes (x4)

Scousers all seem to know the score
Leave open your back door
It's no bind, it's no chore
As they walk off with
Colour TV's
Stereos & CDs
Microwaves & PCs
And all your jewellery

(CHORUS)
Scousers out on bail
Jury disbelieving
Many years in jail
Never stops them thieving

When they break in, they hold no fears
And Scousers shed no tears
When they're jailed... for five years
But we still see that ram-raid by Mick
And when Macca got nicked
Yosser hurling a brick
With coppers chasing

(CHORUS)
Scousers out on bail
Jury disbelieving
Many years in jail
Never stops them thieving

They burgled you then
And they will do again

(Repeat opening verse & chorus til fade or until burgled)
 
Sherry trifle, sherry trifle, Mickey Quinn loves sherry trifle ... to he of rotund coventry etc fame, think there was more but forgotten now
 
Going back to when Fowler played for the red shite

Robbie Fowlers illigitimate.
he aint got no birth certificate.
he`s got AIDS and cant get rid of it.
dirty kopite baastaard :)

For those who are still waving champions of europe flags out of their house windows, stop living in the past.

Sang at an away game about liverpool still thinking they are the best.

He`s dead he`s gone
he died in 81
Bill shankley.

I thought it was a bit to close to the line but still joined in.

On qualification to the Champions league.

sang to tony cristies amerilo.

Is this the way to Barcelona
Real madrid or AS Roma.
were full of drugs or in a coma.
but davey moyes has took us there :)
 
Andy the Don said:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you have a six bedroom house with a swimming pool, but it's still on Merseyside..

Just for BIG davie H, to the tune of "Football's Coming Home"

They're burgling homes
They're burgling homes
They're burgling
Scousers burgle homes (x4)

Scousers all seem to know the score
Leave open your back door
It's no bind, it's no chore
As they walk off with
Colour TV's
Stereos & CDs
Microwaves & PCs
And all your jewellery

(CHORUS)
Scousers out on bail
Jury disbelieving
Many years in jail
Never stops them thieving

When they break in, they hold no fears
And Scousers shed no tears
When they're jailed... for five years
But we still see that ram-raid by Mick
And when Macca got nicked
Yosser hurling a brick
With coppers chasing

(CHORUS)
Scousers out on bail
Jury disbelieving
Many years in jail
Never stops them thieving

They burgled you then
And they will do again

(Repeat opening verse & chorus til fade or until burgled)
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ha ha ha ha ha top class lad
funny side well seen.
 
Hunty05 said:
"sit down mourinho"
"sit down mourinho"

and

"we've won it five times"
"we've won it five times"
"in istanbul, we won it five times"

"we'll win in six times"
"we'll win it six times"
"in gay paris, we'll win it six times"

YNWA
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You only won it fuckin once in Istanbul. if I can recall, i Think you won itwice in Rome and two other place`s knobrot :)
 
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