monkeyhead
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to Chris Kamara who was spotted in the ground at a Pompey game by the away fans:
"One Lionel Ritchie, there's only one Lionel Ritchie" etc
"One Lionel Ritchie, there's only one Lionel Ritchie" etc
What's your favourite chant?
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RubberBuccaneer
Hedd Wyn
My all time favourite is still...to the tune of the easy listening classic ' distant drums'
'Over there , and over there,
and do they smell ( clappa clap clappa clap)
Like fucking hell'
Or a schoolboy version ... Like Colin Bell.
'Over there , and over there,
and do they smell ( clappa clap clappa clap)
Like fucking hell'
Or a schoolboy version ... Like Colin Bell.
Old one aswell but has to be mentioned
Arsenal fans singin
"stand up if you hate Tottenham
stand up if you hate Tottenham......."
"are you Tottenham in disguise
are you Tottenham in disguise......."
(as you can probably tell i dont like Spurs)
I also like
"David Beckham, David Beckham do you take her up the ARSEnal
do you take her up the ARSEnal"
Arsenal fans singin
"stand up if you hate Tottenham
stand up if you hate Tottenham......."
"are you Tottenham in disguise
are you Tottenham in disguise......."
(as you can probably tell i dont like Spurs)
I also like
"David Beckham, David Beckham do you take her up the ARSEnal
do you take her up the ARSEnal"
Andy the Don
Wise men say only fools..
Rollem said:
Meet me down by the railroad track..
pootle
little moran
Any of the mighty Liverpool chants. Although it's a bit out of date, I did love "he's short, he's round, he bounces of the ground....Sammy Lee, Sammy Leeee" which got adapted to me after a terribly shameful incident in the Nou Camp a couple of seasons ago...but that's another story.
I don't quite understand though, why fans of most other teams spend their time and energy on slagging off the other team, rather than chants in support of and getting behind their team?
I don't quite understand though, why fans of most other teams spend their time and energy on slagging off the other team, rather than chants in support of and getting behind their team?
just remembered
ENGLAND fans kept in an empty ground after the spain game singing shit ground no fans.
and with everton at man city late 70's /80's to the tune of tom hark"it's saturday night boy's you'll laugh and cry cause after the match your gona die"
how we laughed at those playfull mancunians
ENGLAND fans kept in an empty ground after the spain game singing shit ground no fans.
and with everton at man city late 70's /80's to the tune of tom hark"it's saturday night boy's you'll laugh and cry cause after the match your gona die"
how we laughed at those playfull mancunians
From the cheeky Cardiff City fans over the years:
Last season, in reference to City fans stealing the clock from Fratton Park several years ago:
‘Pompey, what’s the time? Pompey, Pompey what’s the time?’
.....and after the mad bell-ringing Pompey fan was removed at half-time:
‘You’re not ringing any more!’
To WBA fans the day after Lee Hughes was arrested for killing someone in a late night car crash and running away:
‘Lee Hughes is a fucking murderer’
‘He’s going down, he’s going down, he’s going – Hughesie’s going down’
….and when one of the WBA players lay injured on the pitch receiving treatment:
‘Let him die like Hughesie did’
At Swansea fans years ago after they had got knocked out of the FA Cup by Nuneaton:
‘You got beaten by Nuneaton, la la la la la la’.
The next game against Swansea following the one when their fans had ripped up seats at Ninian Park and thrown them into the family section:
‘Throw seats at children. You only throw seats at children’.
Last season, in reference to City fans stealing the clock from Fratton Park several years ago:
‘Pompey, what’s the time? Pompey, Pompey what’s the time?’
.....and after the mad bell-ringing Pompey fan was removed at half-time:
‘You’re not ringing any more!’
To WBA fans the day after Lee Hughes was arrested for killing someone in a late night car crash and running away:
‘Lee Hughes is a fucking murderer’
‘He’s going down, he’s going down, he’s going – Hughesie’s going down’
….and when one of the WBA players lay injured on the pitch receiving treatment:
‘Let him die like Hughesie did’
At Swansea fans years ago after they had got knocked out of the FA Cup by Nuneaton:
‘You got beaten by Nuneaton, la la la la la la’.
The next game against Swansea following the one when their fans had ripped up seats at Ninian Park and thrown them into the family section:
‘Throw seats at children. You only throw seats at children’.
Two chants I've heard sung repeatedly by one bloke on his own, with everyone else sniggering but noone wanting to join in
Brentford v Wycombe, a couple of seasons back.
"Tony Adams, Tony Adams
Are you coming down the pub?"
Hibs v Dundee Utd (apropos of nothing)
"Today I heard a rumour
Darren Jackson's got a tumour
What a wonderful way
To spend your day
Watching Darren Jackson pass away"
I actually turned round to tell the bloke to shut up, as did a few people around me, but I saw he was about 6"5' and just wearing a vest despite it being February in Leith. So I kept quiet.
Brentford v Wycombe, a couple of seasons back.
"Tony Adams, Tony Adams
Are you coming down the pub?"
Hibs v Dundee Utd (apropos of nothing)
"Today I heard a rumour
Darren Jackson's got a tumour
What a wonderful way
To spend your day
Watching Darren Jackson pass away"
I actually turned round to tell the bloke to shut up, as did a few people around me, but I saw he was about 6"5' and just wearing a vest despite it being February in Leith. So I kept quiet.
JTG said:
I sort of felt sorry for him as he was helping with the atmosphere.
I saw him on a documentary a while ago. His wife left him because he is totally obsessed with Portsmouth and spends all his money on following them around. He admitted he was a stupid sad bastard but had no intention of changing.
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