What's your favourite butter

[kabbes]

I don't care really, but it was my best chance of a riposte to the dissing of Flora adverts. What else am I going to go after, the Clover song?

 

[Griff]

I don't care really, but it was my best chance of a riposte to the dissing of Flora adverts. What else am I going to go after, the Clover song?

How did you feel about those singing cows in the Anchor ads, kabbes?

 

[BlueSquareThing]

So how do you butter eaters cope with the spreadability problem then? I can never be arsed with trying to get enough of it to melt enough to spread.

Don't keep it in the fridge during the winter. Or take it out early enough.

You can kinda mash it up a bit with the flat of a knife as well if you need to.

 

[kabbes]

How did you feel about those singing cows in the Anchor ads, kabbes?

Udder bastards.

 

[Orang Utan]

Don't keep it in the fridge during the winter. Or take it out early enough.

You can kinda mash it up a bit with the flat of a knife as well if you need to.

Or just lay it on the bread like a slice of cheese

 

[rubbershoes]

So how do you butter eaters cope with the spreadability problem then? I can never be arsed with trying to get enough of it to melt enough to spread.

don't keep it in the fridge.

get a nice butter dish. preferably with a cow on

 

[BlueSquareThing]

get a nice butter dish. preferably with a cow on

Oooh, I have one of those. Terribly funky

 

[AndyO'C]

So how do you butter eaters cope with the spreadability problem then? I can never be arsed with trying to get enough of it to melt enough to spread.

Thin slices and a hot knife. If on toast, I balance the knife on top of the toaster, but if for sarnies I heat it over the hob

 

[AndyO'C]

don't keep it in the fridge.

get a nice butter dish. preferably with a cow on

I think salted is perfect stored out of the fridge, but unsalted quiclky goes rancid

 

[Jazzz]

I've had very wary reactions to goat's milk/butter too. I don't understand – a cow's tit-juice is fine but a goat's is disgusting?

yes, well we are conditioned. Would you not feel just a little funny about eating human butter? I mean, that's the milk nature intended for us...

 

[Mrs Magpie]

don't keep it in the fridge.

get a nice butter dish. preferably with a cow on

This is what i do. In hot weather I just have less butter out of the fridge.


My butter is in one of these...

50p from a charity shop.

 

[BlueSquareThing]

My butter is in one of these...

Snap.