What's your corporate intranet called?

[g force]

But they're meant to be...that's the joy of corporate intranet

 

[subversplat]

I haven't had one for a few years, but back when I was last in the IT game the intranet was called "Fuck Off Andrew Moore".

 

[fogbat]

"Tenia" is a nice, apparently meaningless bundle of letters, provided nobody on the selection team speaks French.

 

[wiskey]

The Pulse

which i quite like actually

 

[gabi]

Do u work in healthcare by any chance?

 

[youareagoat]

Blue pages

Thats mine too - do you work for Atkins?

 

[wiskey]

Do u work in healthcare by any chance?

yup

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

cuntbook

 

[The Boy]

InSite.......ours is called that aswell. Do you work for RBS?

When I worked in Staff Lending, I used to take great joy in sending certain customers to the SLU pages on InSite - particularly highly paid directors. Doubt many of them were even able to find the bloody pages, never mind anything useful.

 

[Sweaty Betty]

Thats mine too - do you work for Atkins?

Do you work for GIS????

 

[gabi]

Fucking hell. Ok, I got max kudos on the conference call to discuss the new name. thank u all. im a genius apparently! of course if they ever find out that my submissions were ripped off ill prolly get the sack, but still.

(to be fair tho the best the competition could come up with was 'Hot Desking Site' or the somewhat more abstract 'MOBY' on account of the intranet being big - like a whale.)

 

[ChrisFilter]

What did they go for?

Home is the best.. I invented that

 

[gabi]

They went for 'Source'. Thanks citydreams, i owe ya a pint

 

[dervish]

Ours is called Guru, as in it knows everything.

Doesn't like to share though...

 

[Lazy Llama]

Ours is just called the intranet, but I did work on one called "Otis" back in the '90s. It probably stood for something but I have no idea what....

 

[citydreams]

TfL's intranet took the award for best practice in visual design at this year's Intranet Benchmarking Forum (IBF) awards.

woop! now can we have a system that works?