Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
Enid says if I dare put any bridesmaid pics of her online she'll not be answerable for her actions 
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Enid says if I dare put any bridesmaid pics of her online she'll not be answerable for her actions
Oh g'wan!
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
Go on. You can blot out her face a bit 
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
She's more likely to blot my face out. Permanently, like.
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
I have no wish to find out....
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
maybe if you controlled your daughter, she wouldn't have this violent streak in her
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
She's moving house and is very stressed. Also how many people do you know who'd be prepared to have pictures of themselves in bridesmaid dresses online?
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
No, but bridesmaids dresses are never a good look really....
example (but not Enid, obviously).
www.arelectrologist.com/bridesmaid.jpg
example (but not Enid, obviously).
www.arelectrologist.com/bridesmaid.jpg
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
I know, and I would refuse to be a bridesmaid if I had to wear a dress
My sister knew that so told me I could wear a suit when I was her best man
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
It is. I'm mightily relieved.
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
Anyway, I'm off now...my washing machine has just arrived and I have to plumb it in and sort out the mounting piles of grubby clothing.....
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
I hope you're not doing Enid's? 
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
No, she does her own. Death Metal Magpie has just thrown loads of clothing down the stairs that he picked up off his floor. He did however help me plumb it in and manhandle the machine across the floor. I had to do the unpacking though because he has a polystyrene phobia (fiendishly honed by Enid 
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Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
No, she does her own. Death Metal Magpie has just thrown loads of clothing down the stairs that he picked up off his floor. He did however help me plumb it in and manhandle the machine across the floor. I had to do the unpacking though because he has a polystyrene phobia (fiendishly honed by Enid
How old is Death Metal Magpie then? Does he know how to open door of washing machine?
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
He's 18 and he's a stranger to the ways of washing clothes, let alone putting them away 
Mind you, I'm still getting to grips with the programmes on this new machine.
Mind you, I'm still getting to grips with the programmes on this new machine.
fogbat
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Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
He's 18 and he's a stranger to the ways of washing clothes, let alone putting them away
Mind you, I'm still getting to grips with the programmes on this new machine.
Not to worry, my b/f's a grown man and he just leaves them on floor of kitchen as he doesn't know the difference between the washer and tumbler
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
My boy leaves clothes everywhere. When he got in from work today he stripped off as he always does, (he's spent 18 years flinging off his clothes, I have series of photos of him as a toddler starting fully clothed and ending up naked, even in bitter weather). His trainers were in the hall, his work shirt on the living room floor, along with his jeans. His socks and hoodie were on the kitchen floor and shortly afterwards he flung loads of clothes down the stairs for washing.
Moving house has nothing to do with it!
Anyway they weren't big hilarious fluffy numbers - all the bridesmaids were little girls so we got matching cotton sun dresses. Nothing to see there.
maybe if you controlled your daughter, she wouldn't have this violent streak in her
I'm a wild child! No one can hold me back! Watch out society! Ka pow!
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