What's the worst thing you've done at work?

[chainsaw cat]

Were the staff all contortionists then? Maybe the break-dancing made them really flexible.

I haven't done anything at work like that, not even close.

Well, you should have.

 

[subversplat]

Hmm. I've never jumped off a filing cabinet or vomited in a cup...

 

[zoltan]

I have sabotaged the bogs at a food processing plant I worked at( temporarily ), leading to a poo & wee tsunami - the plant was shut down for the day whilst emergency cleanup contractors were brought in & I got paid for sitting in the sun.get in.

 

[DIMPLES1]

don't work anywhere at the mo, but the last place, was ther 8 years, we could smoke, had booze available, was allowed to come in late with massive hangovers / still pissed, am not much of a drug taker so never did drugs in work time, but it was widely known that coke was done off desks, one work mate used to have to get money out of petty cash for her boss for drugs, when I wanted to apply for another job internally it was pointed out to me whilst not on the job spec, I'd have to buy coke & deliver for the dept. . . . I never applied.

Several Xmas dept lunches, some with high up people from diff dept's, involved the director giving a speech & then offering me a shot a vodka, so I'd get me tits out. . . . I'm never one to turn down vodka!

 

[dessiato]

When I was a chemist we would make explosives and put them onto chairs and desks so that they would go of when people touched them, then one day we were pissed off so smashed everything in the lab, got three dustbins full of smashed glass, used to go to sleep, watch porn movies, drink the ethanol, usual stuff really, sorry to be boring