What's the worst job you have ever had?

[scumbalina]

Swarf is a killer.

That's the stuff!!!

Fuck me it's not good to be scooping up piles of it without gloves, I am a twat

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Making sandwiches at The Three Cooks bakery. I didn't mind the sandwich making itself just the 'instruction manuel' which told you exatly how much cheese, ham, tomatoes, cucumber etc.. you were allowed put in each sandwich.

If I put more in - which I often tried to do as I don't feel that one slice of cheese makes a sandwich - and the manager noticed I used to get told off and made to read the manual again.

Soul destroying

 

[dream_girl]

Strippergram for 6 months back in the late 80s

 

[bluestreak]

Max Freakout's philosophy tutor

 

[DotCommunist]

Turkey slaughterhouse.

I came home every night stinking of shit, blood and feathers. It was 4 weeks before crimbo, and needless to say turkey was not on the menu that year.

 

[dream_girl]

needles to say

Pine needles?

 

[hiccup]

Cold calling pet shops and trying to sell them dog food.

Or two days spent on a building site manually moving two huge piles of bricks.

 

[Pavlik]

Or two days spent on a building site manually moving two huge piles of bricks.

Ah! they got you too eh?

 

[Numbers]

When I started at sea I was galley boy on washing up duties, I had 2 big massive sinks to wash up in, I spent the first cpl of days getting sick into one sink and washing up in the other.

Sometimes mixing the 2.