cemertyone
Well-Known Member
That old style " Tabieoka" stuff you used to get at school....
What's the worst food?
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Stobart Stopper
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Cinnamon, I hate it.s.norbury said:
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
longdog said:
How about pie, mash and jellied eels, with a nice dollop of liqour, eh doggy?
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Shop-bought brawn like you see at the deli counter in supermarkets, all pink and slimy.
Oh, and those tins of Smedley's "meat and vegetable" stew. Smells like dogfood mixed with vom.
Oh, and those tins of Smedley's "meat and vegetable" stew. Smells like dogfood mixed with vom.
Mogden
I like tea
Ah yes Smash is somewhat okay to my mind it's those packages of ready made mash as in some bugger has cooked the spuds, mashed it for you and is presenting it for you to pay £3.00 for the privilege of nuking in your microwave.
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cemertyone
Well-Known Member
milesy said:do you mean tapioca? the stuff that looks like frog spawn? tapioca is lush
Oh i do indeed.... and if you think that that stuff is NICE.....you are well and truly sick. I bet you even liked the over cooked prunes and " sauce" they put in the middle.
gentlegreen
I hummus, therefore I am ...
instant "coffee" 
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northernhord
Active Member
s.norbury said:
WORST GARNISH - SALAD CREAM
WORST FOODSTUFF - PROCESSED CHEESE SLICES
ChrisFilter
Like a boss.
hiccup said:
I bought one the other day out curiousity, and as emergency toast spread for when my marmite and sandwich spread run out.
Mogden
I like tea
I hate those jars of fish paste too. Flashy loves them with a passion. One of the few foods, and I use that term loosely, that he hasn't gone off eating after consuming lots of it. And that smell!! Scampi Nik Naks - fine, but jars of fish smelling that rank, there's got to be something wrong.
Cid
Proper break this time
northernhoard said:WORST GARNISH - SALAD CREAM
WORST FOODSTUFF - PROCESSED CHEESE SLICES
Damn you've just reminded me of something so utterly terrible that my taste buds are shrinking at the though:
Twas a lovely summer's day and me and my friends were staying at my family's house (belonged to my grandparents before they died) in the countryside. It being sunny and fieldy we dropped acid and wondered around doing things like beating up the ground with a plastic cricket bat, or kicking cans filled with burning petrol around. In all it was a great trip and at the end of it we sat down to a few drinks and some spliffage. Eventually, however, the fact we hadn't eaten all day started to get to us and we hunted around for some food which, rather stupidly, we'd forgotten to buy. We found:
4 packets of super noodles.
1 packet of processed cheese (which we'd bought to put on some burgers the day before. Unfortunately we forgot about the cheese and ate the burgers).
On top of being on the tail end of an acid trip we were now a bit stoned and pissed, so combining the two seemed like a good idea (after all pasta and cheese is good, right?). Never again. NEVER. The smell alone was bad enough. We actually ate some of it though, we didn't know what we were doing... WE DIDN'T KNOW!
The taste was delayed by the drugs but then suddenly it hit home - it was kinda like having a barrel of worms covered in head cheese in your mouth. Not good, not good at all.
XerxesVargas
formerly MrMalcontent
I'm in with the mushroom posse or crew. They is well rank.
Veal, even though it can be nice, for obvious reasons.
Heize macaroni cheese in a tin - it smells like shit and has a hideous texture.
Anything in a can by Stag or Tyne brand.
Veal, even though it can be nice, for obvious reasons.
Heize macaroni cheese in a tin - it smells like shit and has a hideous texture.
Anything in a can by Stag or Tyne brand.
electrogirl
dignity is overrated
Epico said:
Finally! Someone who speaks sense! Onions are rankus.
My mum used to say the opposite about the flavour when I complained about onions appearing in every recipe. She would say..."But you can't even taste them"
Why bloody well put them in then????
northernhord
Active Member
Cid said:Damn you've just reminded me of something so utterly terrible that my taste buds are shrinking at the though:
Twas a lovely summer's day and me and my friends were staying at my family's house (belonged to my grandparents before they died) in the countryside. It being sunny and fieldy we dropped acid and wondered around doing things like beating up the ground with a plastic cricket bat, or kicking cans filled with burning petrol around. In all it was a great trip and at the end of it we sat down to a few drinks and some spliffage. Eventually, however, the fact we hadn't eaten all day started to get to us and we hunted around for some food which, rather stupidly, we'd forgotten to buy. We found:
4 packets of super noodles.
1 packet of processed cheese (which we'd bought to put on some burgers the day before. Unfortunately we forgot about the cheese and ate the burgers).
On top of being on the tail end of an acid trip we were now a bit stoned and pissed, so combining the two seemed like a good idea (after all pasta and cheese is good, right?). Never again. NEVER. The smell alone was bad enough. We actually ate some of it though, we didn't know what we were doing... WE DIDN'T KNOW!
The taste was delayed by the drugs but then suddenly it hit home - it was kinda like having a barrel of worms covered in head cheese in your mouth. Not good, not good at all.
Worra fuckin nightmare having to deal with smell and damp rubbery texture of processed cheese with acid in your system.
ChrisFilter
Like a boss.
hiccup said:
I might do a test run now..
fear-n-loathing
drinking mouthwash
crab sticks or crab falvoured sticks whatever the fook they're called
