PacificOcean
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What's the worst film you've ever seen?
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Marius said:
Oh behave. They queued up for the privilege of working with Malick, sure, but he only used the people he wanted to, and even then the big names didn't get the big parts.
There's nothing contrived about that movie at all, it's heartbreaking and challenging and beautiful
This has reminded me that Thin Red Line is one of those films I've been meaning to check out for yonks and never got round to.
PacificOcean
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Baise-Moi.
It might be some people's cup of arthouse tea, but I thought it was just nasty (though the size of one of the blokes in one of the sex scenes )
It might be some people's cup of arthouse tea, but I thought it was just nasty (though the size of one of the blokes in one of the sex scenes
)
Andy the Don
Wise men say only fools..
I cannot believe that we are nominating films like Hardware & Shallow Grave. Both are works of cinematic genius compared with that steaming pile of turd that is Green Street (stand your ground).. Or the Hobbit & the ICF..
CharlieAddict
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Spawn - the only film that makes me head hurt. too much. too soon.
Meltingpot
Living in our pools we soon forget about the sea
I'll be *flamed for this I expect, but there was one of an artist who poisons his wives and paints them as they get sicker and sicker.
*The reason? It was a Bogart film.
Still horrible.
*The reason? It was a Bogart film.
Still horrible.
CharlieAddict said:
It really was bad, wasn't it? I think part of the reason I liked Blade was that they were similarish enough to be comparable, but Blade was so much less embarrassing in almost every way. Christ, all the fart jokes etc, Spawn really was execrable. And with a film like that you would hope that the effects might help a little bit make up for the crapness. Did they heck. Some of the worst CGI ever seen.
Voley
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She was in a film called 'Blame It On The Bellboy' or something that I once saw because I was too hungover to get it together to change channels. It was fucking hellish.
'Nuns On The Run' also sticks in my mind as one of the worst films I've ever seen, too.
ChrisFilter
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Confetti.. or Babel.
Voley
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Oh yes!
'Boxing Helena'!
Now THAT was a shit movie! Bloke chops his g/f's arms and legs off and sticks her in a box. Nice one. It was so shit that even someone as dreck as Kim Basinger refused to be in it and got royally sued for breaching her contract.
Sherilyn Fenn, however, had no such qualms.
'Boxing Helena'!
Now THAT was a shit movie! Bloke chops his g/f's arms and legs off and sticks her in a box. Nice one. It was so shit that even someone as dreck as Kim Basinger refused to be in it and got royally sued for breaching her contract.
Sherilyn Fenn, however, had no such qualms.
I heard Babel was quite good 
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
Andy the Don said:
Shallow grave was shite tho but i have to take my hat off to you for remembering Green Street, just how fucking bad was that
christonabike
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I saw Scooby Doo the other night
It really didn't need Scooby in it
It really didn't need Scooby in it
Megaton
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Mr Freeze: "What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!"
I only ever rate the films I paid to see, as they cost me money to watch. So it would be either Batman and Robin, with the worst line of dialogue ever as displayed above, or Matrix Revolutions. Both Utter, utter crap.
Snatch and Nine Months are also very high on the crap-o-meter too.
Yeah I can't believe some people are saying that the early shots from The Dark Knight make it look like it might be comparable to that pile of excrement.
Paulie Tandoori
shut it you egg!
Belushi said:
In the stakes of rank awfulness, Green Street pisses over TFF by a country mile. That's how bad it is.
goldenecitrone
post tenebras lux
Ah, easy one. Dumb and Dumber. A film made by monstrous, malevolent morons for the enjoyment of complete and colossal cretins.
sleaterkinney
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Absolon
I only seen it because they had some sort of Lou Diamond Phillips film series on a bus I was travelling on. It's so bad I can't remember much about the movie, but Kelly Brook was 'acting' in it.
I only seen it because they had some sort of Lou Diamond Phillips film series on a bus I was travelling on. It's so bad I can't remember much about the movie, but Kelly Brook was 'acting' in it.
London_Calling
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One that still has me shaking my head is ‘Million Dollar Baby’. Endless plaudits and 4 Oscars, if that’s your thing, inc. Best Film, Best Director, Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor.
Never got it at all, cliche ridden, sodden with USA style sentimentality and utterly predictable. Just passed me by, I suppose.
Never got it at all, cliche ridden, sodden with USA style sentimentality and utterly predictable. Just passed me by, I suppose.
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