What's the very first thing you do when you get out of bed in the Morning?

[moomoo]

Make bed, have a wee, put kettle on, let dog out, make coffee which I drink outside in the garden. Go up for a shower and wake children up (thankfully they do their own breakfast). Brush teeth, put out little ones clothes, comb out hair, start hurrying up the children, make packed lunches for the children, dry hair if time allows and put on a bit of mascara, get dressed, feed dog, make another coffee, tidy kitchen, leave house.

 

[moonsi til]

Depends what shift I am on at work but if I start at 07.10...then I have at least 2 snoozes, then stumble out of bed putting on the radio before I leave the room. I have a pee then I put up ironing board and switch iron on. Whilst iron is heating I have a shower...then whilst Im ironing clothes and letting my self dry au natural I make porridge on the cooker...strirring and ironing at the same time. I allow my porridge to cool whilst I get dressed...then I eat porridge brush teeth and hair and leave for work. I ALWAYS wish I had given myself more time....why did I have to snooze ? 7 years I have being doing this ???

 

[Julie]

Flick the kettle on, on the way to the loo for a wee

 

[Ms T]

Have a wee, put kettle on, feed cats, unlock cat flap, make tea and coffee, shower, clean teeth, dry/brush hair, put on make-up if I can be bothered, have breakfast.

 

[Herbsman.]

Normally poop and then have a shower, but sometimes I just ain't ready for pooping, so I go straight in the shower first and poop later

 

[Yetman]

You poop THEN have a shower? Surely the other way round is better?

 

[Kripcat]

Have a glass of water. I have broken 4 glasses to date.

 

[blues]

Tell dog to get out the bloody way so I can:

Flick the kettle on, on the way to the loo for a wee

Let dog out on way back from loo, by which time kettle has boiled and I can make coffee while he wees (we're very in synch in the mornings!)

 

[Julie]

Tell dog to get out the bloody way so I can:

Let dog out on way back from loo, by which time kettle has boiled and I can make coffee while he wees (we're very in synch in the mornings!)

 

[5t3IIa]

I think I probably pee first but some days I get confused and put the kettle on first then have to start hopping cuz I didn't pee

Some days I even try to turn the radio on before peeing! Mass confusionz

 

[Badgers]

1. Kettle on
2. BBC news on
3. Light a cigarette

 

[tastebud]

crack open a stella.

 

[LDR]

Demand a Coffee.

 

[EastEnder]

Demand a Coffee.

You mean you actually have to ask?!?!

Bad form LDR, you've not trained her properly!

 

[Thora]

crack open a stella.

I prefer a nice brew.

 

[Yetman]

I prefer a nice brew.

Special right

I woke up the other morning and had a line. It was there from the night before so I hoovered it then went to work. Bit pointless really but hey, it woke me up a bit.

 

[Pink-Elephant]

Put my slippers on and then my glasses....wake kids, do brekkie......watch Lazy town!!

 

[ringo]

Yup, like a bit of CBeebies in the morning.

 

[lynne8]

They've been around for ages, but for a while the stuffy Brits eschewed them and called them 'continental quits' and stuck to their rubbish sheets and blankets.

 

[vipper]

This morning:

• Got out of bed
• Had a wee.
• Got dressed
• Put the washing machine on
• Moved seedlings outside
• Made a coffee
• Logged on work computer and home computer
• Made coffee
• Put recycling out and vege peelings in compost bin
• Still waiting for work computer to log on......

Tomorrow it will be more like:

• Wake up when little Vipper arrives in my bedroom.
• Ply little Vipper with cartoons
• Get out of bed
• Make coffee, take bread out of bread maker
• Go back to bed
• Get out of bed when little vipper wins the "it's breakfast time" argument

 

[ScallyWag II]

I normally wake about 4am and go for a wee then so when I get up properly, its straight downstairs, make coffee, light a ciggy, feed the cats, do the washing up, make dinner for work, empty litter trays, go upstairs for a shower, get dressed and leave for work.

 

[northernhord]

I broke from tradition this morning and opened the landing window curtains before having a two pint man piss

 

[peeches]

Look at the clock and fall asleep for another hour.
Get up and repremand myself for not getting up before.
Turn on computer and get on with some work.
Wonder if i should eat something.

 

[Space Girl]

I check the floor for dead mice - one of my cats seems to think it's funny leaving them by the bed, just where I put my feet when I first get out of bed

 

[absinthe pirate]

Check my phone, as its my alarm on my phone going off that wakes me. Then make a phone call or have a shower, depending on the outcome of the pre mentioned checking