What's the very first thing you do when you get out of bed in the Morning?

[Guineveretoo]

have a wee, then back into bed to drink my cup of tea that magically appears by the side of my bed every morning

Ah, now THAT is something I miss from when I was in a long term relationship

(I don't suppose there is any chance of being in that position again, though, so not terribly relevant)

Back to the thread..

On a typical, not too rushed work day:

I put my glasses on. Then pee, or shout at whoever got in the bathroom before me. Then kettle. Then go back upstairs for a shower while kettle boils and shout at whoever jumped into the bathroom before me. Then shower. Then go and make tea and drink it while checking work and personal emails, and chatting to the cat. Then back upstairs to brush my teeth and shout at whoever jumped into the bathroom before me.

There is a lot of shouting in my morning routine

I think there are too many people living in this house!

 

[EastEnder]

I think there are too many people living in this house!

There is nothing quite like the unbridled joy of living on ones own......

The bathroom is mine, all mine. The kitchen is mine, all mine. The sofa is mine, all mine.

Gone are the days of wishing bloody murder on whichever hateful abomination had the temerity to use the bathroom just when I wanted to use it! If I fancy toast for breakfast - the bread is exactly where I left it, the loaf untouched, the toaster is always free, my favourite mug is exactly where I left it - sitting in the cupboard, just as clean as when I washed it the night before.....

It may not sound like much, but after well over a decade of shared houses, it's utter bliss....

 

[Numbers]

A seated slash...

 

[Numbers]

groan

I'm alright after acoffeethough.ohshitmyspacebarisbuggered

e2a: works now. what a drama.

non-friendly keyboard? that's not like you mate

 

[Tank Girl]

open curtains, go to bathroom, have shower, brush teeth, come back to bedroom, get dressed, do make-up, do hair, drink coffee.

fascinating

what about a wee? you do have a wee don't you dolly?

 

[felixthecat]

wee then tea.

 

[Strumpet]

There is nothing quite like the unbridled joy of living on ones own......

The bathroom is mine, all mine. The kitchen is mine, all mine. The sofa is mine, all mine.

If I fancy toast for breakfast - the bread is exactly where I left it, the loaf untouched, the toaster is always free, my favourite mug is exactly where I left it - sitting in the cupboard, just as clean as when I washed it the night before.....

It may not sound like much, but ................ it's utter bliss....

Am now thinking it would be nice to share my life briefly during my week...with someone special...some day, but, this ^ rocks.

 

[skunkboy69]

Wake up.Begin screaming at children to get up.Begin shouting at wife to get up.Make everyones brekkie then chill

 

[longdog]

Roll fag.

Put kettle on.

Take dogs outside for their toilet.

Make tea.

Log on to urban while drinking tea and chain-smoking.

Go back to bed.

 

[Thora]

I don't think I really have a routine

 

[brixtonvilla]

Switch on R4/tv news. Make my bed (if I don't do it straight away, it never gets done). Piss. Make coffee (not with piss, obv).

 

[Tank Girl]

longdog - what about your toilet?

I think I'm worrying for all your bladders

 

[Orang Utan]

Make your bed? Does anyone bother making their bed anymore, now we have duvets?

 

[Orang Utan]

longdog - what about your toilet?

I think I'm worrying for all your bladders

I often don't need a wee til I get to work, or I wait til I've had my shower, then I have a waz

 

[Tank Girl]

some days I do, some days I don't - but make it just before I leave for work, so it's had a chance to air.

 

[Meltingpot]

Make a coffee and have a piece of chocolate, then log onto the Internet

 

[Tank Girl]

I often don't need a wee til I get to work, or I wait til I've had my shower, then I have a waz

bloody hell, I've probably had three wees and two poos before I leave for work

 

[Thora]

Make your bed? Does anyone bother making their bed anymore, now we have duvets?

Was there a time before duvets?

 

[Orang Utan]

some days I do, some days I don't - but make it just before I leave for work, so it's had a chance to air.

A chance to air? Are you talking about having a piss?

 

[Tank Girl]

thora - yes, they were called the olden days

 

[pinkmonkey]

Have a wee and then take the dog for a walk. I 'waft' accross the marsh in a semi awake state.

 

[Orang Utan]

Was there a time before duvets?

Yes they had sheets and you kind of had to make the bed as they got all wrinkled but there's really no need these days

 

[Thora]

Yes they had sheets and you kind of had to make the bed as they got all wrinkled but there's really no need these days

When were duvets invented then?

 

[Orang Utan]

When were duvets invented then?

They've been around for ages, but for a while the stuffy Brits eschewed them and called them 'continental quits' and stuck to their rubbish sheets and blankets.

 

[Tank Girl]

hurray, you typed out what I was about to post - but you did it with less waffling

 

[softybabe]

I stand up, go to Softyyoungman's rm and wake him. Go lie down while he uses bathroom, then get up again when he's finished. Go bathroom and seat on the toilet (waiting for no 1 or 2 ) while I brush my teeth. I like multi-tasking

 

[Thora]

hurray, you typed out what I was about to post - but you did it with less waffling

OU and Tanky = voices of wisdom

 

[brixtonvilla]

All I do is straighten out the pillows & duvet - just seems to make the room that much tidier. That OK with you OU?

*irons copy of The Times, starches collar*

 

[twistedAM]

I wake up. Think about getting up and go back for the most excellent second sleep.
Then I'll have a slash.

 

[The Pious Pawn]

First thing i do every morning is turn over kiss my gf and tell her she is the best thing thats ever happened to me and i love her more than i did the day before .