What's the ultimate twats vehicle?

[Griff]

Got to be a porsche or a beemer. T he majorit y of four wheeled twats I've come across seem to drive these.

I'd love to own a 911, not the water-cooled ones but an early to mid 90s air-cooled one. They really are great to drive. A tour of Germany in one would be lovely. Can't say I've noticed them being driven prattishly, unlike kids in Subarus.

Never really seen the fascination with BMWs meself, but an old 3.0 CSL would be nice.

 

[g force]

Mitsubishi 4x4 pick-up - just horrible...it goes off road, but I doubt they ever do. Mainly driven by loaded builders.

 

[robotsimon]

I can't agree with any bike being in the top 100, let alone the top 3, of twat's vehicles. IMO, any bike is a good bike, even a trek (just not as good as mine )

 

[Major Tom]

 

[KeyboardJockey]

I'd love to own a 911, not the water-cooled ones but an early to mid 90s air-cooled one. They really are great to drive. A tour of Germany in one would be lovely. Can't say I've noticed them being driven prattishly, unlike kids in Subarus..

Maybe I've just noticed a lot of arrogant fuckwit Porsche drivers. Agree about eh Subarus though.

Never really seen the fascination with BMWs meself, but an old 3.0 CSL would be nice.

The really old classic beemer like the old 60's 70's ones were good engineering on wheels but the Series BM's do seem to have a large TQ (Twat Quotient)

 

[Griff]

The really old classic beemer like the old 60's 70's ones were good engineering on wheels but the Series BM's do seem to have a large TQ (Twat Quotient)

A '73 CSL

Yep, BMWs these days seem to be driven by twats. Agree totally about the X5, they just remind me of footballer's wives wannabes.

Anyone mentioned Max-Power Novas yet?

 

[jæd]

Its a BMW, its an SUV and it doesn't even handle at all offroad, not even a little bit. Pedestrians think you're a shit for hooning around in an SUV. Proper 4x4 drivers think you're a cock for spending £40k on a pretend offroader thats actually just a jacked-up 5-series. Regular car drivers hate you cause you're a BMW driver and everybody hates BMW drivers, even other BMW drivers. If you drive an X5 there really is no redemption at all. Top twat.

Wow... Such negative emotion for BMW drivers just because of the car they own. Let me guess, you want one but can't afford it...

 

[Jangla]

Wow... Such negative emotion for BMW drivers just because of the car they own.

or it could be coz they generally fail to indicate, drive right up your ass and generally behave like they own the road.

 

[KeyboardJockey]

Wow... Such negative emotion for BMW drivers just because of the car they own. Let me guess, you want one but can't afford it...

Ugh. Even if I could afford one I wouldn't have one. I can think of all kinds of vehicles I'd get if I won the lottery but a BMW wouldn't even make my top 50.

 

[Final]

lol - cross thread consistency from Major Tom

 

[Sigmund Fraud]

Wow... Such negative emotion for BMW drivers just because of the car they own. Let me guess, you want one but can't afford it...

I had the option of a 320 diesel as a company car but turned it down for another make.

try again

 

[Roadkill]

I like BMWs on the whole. They're well-engineered, the build quality is excellent and on the whole they look good.

I'd be very pleased to own an old 3-series, especially the M3 homologation special version (as above), although a 325i would do quite nicely.

It is unfortunate, though, that BMW drivers all too often live up to their reputation - pushy, aggressive and sometimes dangerous. being bracketed in with them is one of the few things that would put me off owning a beemer.

 

[mauvais]

 

[Wintermute]

 

[J77]

No question:

 

[zed66]

Another voice in defence of Russian motorbikes....

Any bike that has a plough as an aftermarket accessory has got to be alright.

http://www.pashnit.com/bikes/sidecar-ural.htm

 

[Skim]

Mazda MX-5 or any kind of wannabe sports car. Or any souped-up family car, like a Peugeot, with a tail-fin and go-faster stripes.

 

[Pingu]

I had the option of a 320 diesel as a company car but turned it down for another make.

try again

cmon fess up you really wanted a 5 series didnt you and were just a bit miffed that they offered you a 3

for me its twats in "souped up" 1.4 litre 106s etc.

look putting a blue light in the front grill and a big exhaust pipe doeant make your car any faster.

 

[nogoodboyo]

Mazda MX-5 or any kind of wannabe sports car. Or any souped-up family car, like a Peugeot, with a tail-fin and go-faster stripes.

MX-5s are fantastic cars.

 

[Stobart Stopper]

Any type of BMW, twats the lot of em IMO. I deliberately drive at 20 mph if I get one behind me.

 

[chriswill]

On a side note can anyone remeber the name of the website that specializes in piles of garbage like these shown above.

 

[JWH]

I quite like that little black one.

 

[scott_forester]

'ts funny.. you just did.

Nah … recumbent bikes are for those losers who are too thick to pass a proper bike test or aren’t spending enough time with the opposite sex.

 

[JWH]

you mean like powered trikes, rather than recumbent pushbikes?

 

[nogoodboyo]

Any type of BMW, twats the lot of em IMO. I deliberately drive at 20 mph if I get one behind me.

I really only find it's a problem with those silver stripey ones with lights on top. One generalisation deserves another, after all. And no, I don't have bimmer.

On a side note can anyone remeber the name of the website that specializes in piles of garbage like these shown above.

Barry boys!

 

[citydreams]

Nah … recumbent bikes are for those losers who are too thick to pass a proper bike test or aren’t spending enough time with the opposite sex.

er, or the fact that they're more comfortable to ride? I don't have one btw.

it's nice to think you know what a loser is though

 

[LDR]

 

[citydreams]

wtf!

 

[sherriff rosco]

+

x 2
.p.

 

[pseudonarcissus]

better than a Harley...